May 11 2011
“What’d I Do Officer?”

This is probably not the best use of my time, but I’ve been sitting here for about ten minutes wondering what exactly a man dressed as a sandwich could do to get a ticket from a passing cop.
So far I have
A) Driving the submobile way too fast.
B) Exposing his fresh greens to passersby
C) The cop’s sub order got screwed up inside and had way too much mayo.
What say you?
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