May 05 2011
Children Playing the Guitar Only Creepy When It’s North Korea
I’ve seen a lot of videos that make me worried about the state of the North Korean people, but I think this one trumps all the others. This is legitimately terrifying footage of tiny children who have clearly been forced to learn how to to play the guitar since moments after they left the womb.
The purpose? To show that “great leader” is doing a good job running people’s lives, and that North Koreans are super talented at everything. Lock any child in a room with a guitar for five years and they could probably come out just as skilled, but that doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
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