May 03 2011
I’m not a huge calendar guy.Â What I mean is I use Google Calendars and that’s good enough for me.Â Â I don’t need some 12 page guide with a picture I have to stare at for 30 days telling me what day it is.
But I’m sure my sentiment won’t stop the odd world that is the calendar industry.Â Â And you’d be surprised at some of the stuff people are into.
Put it this way, these 7 calendars won’t be on my wall anytime soon…..
Nuns Having Fun
Who in their right mind would get off on something like this?Â I’m pretty sure even nuns themselves wouldn’t want a calendar that features this sort of behavior.Â Â Good Lord.
Nice Jewish Guys
This might be the funniest calendar title in the history of the world.Â Â Not to mention the site to buy it from is hilarious.
Of all the calendars here, this is clearly the one I can accept the most.Â Obviously it’s because it’s a bunch of sexy girls posing on coffins.Â At the same time this is pretty sickening if you really think about it.
I can’t even imagine the amount of sick twisted humor that will accompany this photo.Â Â The only acceptable creature I could see buying one of these is a sheep.Â Â Any human that owns this should be reported immediately.
Guinea Pig Games
The sad part about this calendar is that I could actually see a twisted group of people being really into this.Â Â Â It’s kind of like an Icanhazcheeseburger sort of thing.
Goats in Trees
I think I might have to buy this.Â Seriously.
Toilets of the World
Scratch the goat calendar.Â Â This is my pick.
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