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May 03 2011

7 Calendars I’m Shocked Even Exist

Published by at 7:20 am under Editorial,Oddly Enough

I’m not a huge calendar guy.  What I mean is I use Google Calendars and that’s good enough for me.   I don’t need some 12 page guide with a picture I have to stare at for 30 days telling me what day it is.

But I’m sure my sentiment won’t stop the odd world that is the calendar industry.   And you’d be surprised at some of the stuff people are into.

Put it this way, these 7 calendars won’t be on my wall anytime soon…..

Nuns Having Fun

Who in their right mind would get off on something like this?  I’m pretty sure even nuns themselves wouldn’t want a calendar that features this sort of behavior.   Good Lord.

Nice Jewish Guys

This might be the funniest calendar title in the history of the world.   Not to mention the site to buy it from is hilarious.

Sexy Coffins

Of all the calendars here, this is clearly the one I can accept the most.  Obviously it’s because it’s a bunch of sexy girls posing on coffins.  At the same time this is pretty sickening if you really think about it.

Beautiful Sheep

I can’t even imagine the amount of sick twisted humor that will accompany this photo.   The only acceptable creature I could see buying one of these is a sheep.   Any human that owns this should be reported immediately.

Guinea Pig Games

The sad part about this calendar is that I could actually see a twisted group of people being really into this.    It’s kind of like an Icanhazcheeseburger sort of thing.

Goats in Trees

I think I might have to buy this.  Seriously.

Toilets of the World

Scratch the goat calendar.   This is my pick.





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3 responses so far

  • http://www.writenwrite.com write

    hahaha… really cute guinea pig calendar…

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  • Bob

    “Nuns Having Fun – Who in their right mind would get off on something like this?”

    Nobody, it’s a calendar, not a playboy magazine. Eroticism is optional, and clearly not present in this one.

    “Sexy Coffins – Of all the calendars here, this is clearly the one I can accept the most.”

    Obviously because it is the sickest one here.

    “Sexy Coffins – … this is pretty sickening if you really think about it.”

    Most of us don’t have to think about it. It’s called “Sexy Coffins.”

    The theme here seems to be that you think that every calendar is erotic, and so any calendar that isn’t intended to be so you consider sick and twisted. The only one here that is sick and twisted you identify with most, because it was actually intended to be erotic. The truth is, most calendars are not intended to be erotic. Most of them are just pretty, fun, or neat.

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