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May 02 2011

Faux Phrases You Don’t Want to Hear from a Woman

Published by at 7:20 am under Editorial

Many of you out there are currently plotting your next strategy for conversation with your wife or girlfriend.   You’re thinking of what you can say that will minimize whatever her response will be.

It’s a constant game.   It’s a constant battle.  And for what it’s worth?  You will never win.   You can only hope to keep things on an even playing field.

But no matter what you do your lady is gonna say things she doesn’t mean.  And here are five of the most common lies…..

“I Don’t Want to Talk About it”

Seriously in all of your lives when have you ever heard this phrase and it actually meant something good?  I mean I guess if you’re talking about blood and guts or something a person might say “let’s not talk about that.”   But that’s different from “I don’t want to talk about it.”  It usually means your lady is so pissed that talking about whatever it is will piss her off even more.

“Just forget it.”

Nope.  It’ll never be forgotten.  You can’t count on that.   “Just forget it” usually means that a conversation or should I say argument is so drawn out that you’re now at the point where forgetting it would be a better option.   But let me tell you something.   You’ll be in an argument two weeks down the road and the “just forget it” conversation will be brought up again.

“I’m not angry”

Hahahahaha.   Sure you’re not.

“No, that’s OK.  I’ll be Fine.”

When do we hear this phrase?  99% of the time it’s if we as men, God forbid want to do something “guyish” with our friends which involves leaving the lady in the dust.   And you ask about 600 times “are you going to be alright?”  When she says fine she’s really saying “not really, I’ll be bored as all hell but thanks for noticing.”   This phrase is a little less harmful than the others but it still stings.

“Sure you can go to a strip club.”

If you have an awesome wife or girlfriend she’ll say you can go to a strip club and she won’t really say much of it because that’s her job to be a great wife and supporter of you as well as trust you.   But no woman is ever 100% secure with her man going to a strip club, period.


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4 responses so far

  • http://www.wagthedad.com Shane

    I think the only option in cases such as these is to not have the conversation at all. Or call from work, say you can’t talk, and don’t give her any time to say anything.

    Great post.

  • Bob

    “I Don’t Want to Talk About it”

    That is most definitely not a lie. If she says she doesn’t want to talk about it, drop it, at least for some time. Trying to get her to keep on topic will only anger her more and more, and you won’t be able to resolve anything. Bring it up again, if necessary, after you’ve both had time to calm down.

    Just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read on the internet, especially regarding controversial topics.

  • Clevelandchick

    These phrases seem eerily familiar. Oh yeah, they’re the same ones you don’t want to hear from your boyfriend/husband, but do. LOL.

    Most men aren’t all that stoked about their wives/girlfriends getting dressed up and going for a night out clubbing with her single girlfriends anymore than wives/girlfriends are about their men going to a strip club.

    Would be nice if they’d do their jobs as awesome boyfriends/husbands and just support you and trust you. But alas, most aren’t, this is what most women will hear from them as they’re getting ready:

    “You’re wearing that?”
    “Boy you’re wearing a lot of make up”
    “That skirt is awfully short”
    “That shirt is too low cut/tight”
    “Is that bitchy/slutty/’wild’ friend _____ of yours going too?”

    Men are just as insecure as women. They’re not any more open or supportive over the prospect of other men ogling, flirting or trying to pick up their women.

    Those “awesome supportive trusting” wives/girlfriends that don’t care if you go to the strip club? Well, they don’t care. That’s not necessarily a sign of their trust in you.

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