Click on the photo for a video of Doutzen Kroes

Trust me guys, this is a video you don’t want to miss.   The Kroes of Doutzen really knows how to strut her stuff wouldn’t you say?  I sure as hell would which is why I think it’s imperative I have her on this site more.

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Have you ever stopped to think about how much this country has changed in the last 100 years?  I mean when you really truly think about it, it’s pretty mind boggling.  And I’m not talking simply about technology because that in itself is a whole other topic.   Hell, that changes significantly ever 5 years and in many cases year by year.

But just aesthetically our country is just a totally different place than it used to be.   Thanks to some awesome technology, here are 30 digitally enhanced photos of our country at the beginning of the 20th century….

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There’s just something about Tyran Richard that I have to mention.   It’s not quite the same feeling I got when looking at Anny Nicole Smith in her prime but there’s a similarity there.   And by no means does she even look remotely similar.

It’s just that feeling of “man she could easily kick my ass if she wanted to” type of a thing.  You know what I mean?  That said Richard is in fact a former Playmate.

I just wish she’d play with me more you know?  More of Tyran after the jump…..

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Why yes, this IS the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. It looks extremely goddamn heavy, but you won’t even know it when you’re piss drunk off of two fifths of tequila. Or whatever that is.

I’d say I wish I had one of these in college, but I’m pretty sure I’d still be in jail to this day if I did have one.

I’m trying to figure out if that’s a girl or a guy.

I’ve always wondered this. Wouldn’t it be frustrating being a cop, because every person driving in front of you is always going to be going exactly the speed limit or way under?

That would seem to be the case here, but the cop gets so fed up with it, he chases the other car off into the slow lane where it belongs. The best idea is to just move over people!

Life in the minor leagues can be tough.   Whether it’s hockey, baseball, basketball, or football, it’s not fun to bust your ass making no money hoping to God you get called up to the bigs.    However, life can sometimes be tolerable.  I suppose the hope of getting to the pro level is something that is exciting.

I guess the thrill of the games are cool.   But what makes life tolerable?  I know that I for one would be excited at the cheerleaders.   At least if I were living in Texas where the Allen Americans of the Central Hockey League play, I’d be psyched to go to work every day.

Check out their cheerleaders after the jump…..

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I have a wife and said wife is extremely into anything Hollywood.  She gets gitty every single time her US Weekly arrives and it makes me want to vomit.  So while I may hate this world I’m still a part of it and know what’s going on.

At this point, I don’t mind some of the “news” that comes with each issue.  But there are definitely some themes that are getting a bit boring.  Personally if we removed them I think the world would be a better place.

Here are five Hollywood stories we need to give up on….

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Click on the photo for more hometown hotties

What job could be better than scouring the country for the hottest girls out there?  Not only that.  These girls are actually knocking on your doors.   What I wouldn’t give for a situation like that…only if they wanted to have sex with me too.

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Real world Jedi Mind tricks sales guys use – [Cracked]

You gotta hand it to Kristen Stewart for being sexy – [Unathletic]

Television shows you didn’t realize were canceled – [Ego TV]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the latest fresh faces hotties index – [Brobible]

Have you tried playing the electric chair game? – [Attuworld]

Danneel Harris can bring in the sex appeal – [Moe Jackson]

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little girl on girl – [The Smoking Jacket]

Michelle is the latest sexy featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

Can we anoint Kate Middleton goddess status? – [Heyman Hustle]

Have you ever heard of the art of Yarn bombing? – [Nedhardy]

Check out these spitting images of the stars – [Cityrag]

Glaring inconsistencies in TV sitcom history – [Guyism]

Kids can get away with everything – [Funtasticus]

Ten scary movie monsters that kick ass – [COED Magazine]

Videos of people leaving the dentist office high – [Holytaco]

[Extramustard]

[The Chive]

Click on the photo for more of Leanne Crow

If the numbers and letters 34JJ don’t mean anything to you then they show.  That happens to be a measurement of Ms. Crow that I’m sure she’s extremely proud of.  I know that I’m quite proud of her.  Way to go Leanne.

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