Apr 27 2011
Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild
What I’d like to know is how everyone feels after seeing a picture like this. Seriously. What does it do to you? Me? It makes my mind turn into a drug addict’s mind. I seriously cannot concentrate right now. It’s really bad.
More really bad things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Apr 27 2011
If any of you out there live with your significant other or have a roommate, how do you convey messages to them? I’m sure in this day and age it’s the use of texts. But that kind of takes the fun out of it.
I’m still a fan of leaving notes. Besides, note are more personal and you can really have some fun with them.
Take this refrigerator notes for example….
Apr 27 2011
As it turns out, drinking in Germany isn’t all busty babes and fun. The beer drenched country has seen a huge spike in alcoholism, to the point where one in five Germans have a drinking problem.
Germans are smoking less but still drinking too much, according to the German Centre for Addiction Issues. Launching the centre’s Annual Addiction Report 2011 in Berlin on Tuesday, director Raphael Gaßmann, estimated one in five people aged 18 to 64 had a drinking problem.
“Alcohol consumption remains conspicuously too high, too risky, with too many consequences,” he said.
The report, a compilation of figures from 2009, showed that although the average amount of booze consumed, measured in pure alcohol, did fall slightly compared with 2008, it was too negligible to have any health benefit, Gaßmann said.
At least they’re smoking less, right?
Apr 27 2011
What I know about Andrea Garcia is very little. I know that she’s from Mexico. I know that she’s an actress. And I also know that she posed for the famous publication Hombre not too long ago.
I guess other than that there’s not much I really need to know is there? Nah, probably not. I’m sure she’s a wonderful dancer and an even better model citizen. Yup, that should cover it.
More of Andrea after the jump…..
Apr 27 2011
I’m not quite sure what’s inspired this new trend of “hoverhand” where a guy takes a picture with his arm around a girl, but fails to actually touch her, presumably thinking the moment they make contact he can be accused of sexual assault or she’ll explode into Skittles or something.
In this case, there’s a full three inches of air, and at this point, you were better off with your arms just at your sides.
Pro tip for awkward guys out there. Don’t put your arm around a girl’s shoulder, that’s weird. Put it on her lower back when taking a photo. Much better.
Apr 27 2011
Yes, a girl perfectly cutting a pole with a katana is cool in itself, but it helps when she happens to be the cutest thing ever.
Stay tuned through the end of the video to see what I mean. I would laugh if she did the same thing after she had just killed a bunch of ninjas or something.
Apr 27 2011
If there’s one thing I took out of the movie Wedding Crashers it’s the term “motorboating.” What an amazing term. And for any of you who don’t know what it means I think you should probably leave the site.
Anyway, I decided to search around to find girls that would be perfect candidates for this practice. I’m quite certain you’ll be pleased with the results.
The candidates please……
Apr 27 2011
As you know I’m a pretty big fan of Playboy. I mean what heterosexual male isn’t? I suppose I could go without all the articles and what not but still, it’s nice to see people you didn’t expect to pose naked, bare it all.
Which brings up a special kind of person who rarely graces the magazine cover: athletes. Over the years female athletes are starting to come around to taking their clothes off.
Here are 7 in particular I’d like to share with you…..
Apr 27 2011
Click on the photo to view Playboy’s All-Star Weekend
One of the benefits of working at Playboy is that you get to go to the mansion on occasion. I’d like to thank my buddy Matt Gibbs for providing us an inside look at the mansion during their All-Star Weekend. Now I’d like to punch him in the face.
More inside looks at stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
Scaring someone while they’re singing in the shower – [Unathletic]
Five useful organizations you think are evil – [Cracked]
The low budget How I met Your Mother – [The DW]
Long legs and short skirts of the 60s – [Izismile]
When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
You should try to caption this picture – [Attuworld]
Body Boarding down a dam looks fun – [Brobible]
Some Mexican hottie named Thalia is worth a look – [Don Chavez]
Things to do the morning after a one night stand – [Guyism]
Sexy pictures of Reese Witherspoon – [Cityrag]
A bunch of undeniable universal laws – [Nedhardy]
Nine classic Fonzie moments on Happy Days – [Ego TV]
Eight machines that will easily wipe out mankind – [COED Magazine]
Did you know that Britney Spears is relevant? – [Funtasticus]
The John Madden scale of rating women – [Gunaxin]
Yoga pants are the best pants ever – [The Chive]
When you want sexy British babes – [Monkey Mag]
The ten greatest roast moments of all time – [Heavy]
