If you guys don’t like Howie Long enough right now, then you probably should.

Click on the photo for more of Kristanna Loken

This chick’s acting career isn’t long and it certainly isn’t distinguished, but because she’s been in movies and on TV she’s on our radar.  And because she’s ridiculously hot she’s getting the lead link today.  Yay!

More lead worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Today we call the pictures “WTF.”  I’m pretty sure most of you know what that stands for.  If you don’t then you probably haven’t been on a computer in well over 2 years.   In any event, even back in eras like the 20s, 30s, 40s and so on there were truly strange characters out there.

So much so that they too were involved in the kinds of photos that would make any person think to themselves, “WTF?”   And I’m glad these pictures were in fact captured.

Maybe it explains why we’re such weirdos….

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It sounds like an April Fool’s joke, but I assure you it’s not. An Australian Man recently saved the life of his horse using XXXX beer, which is one more X than you’d imagine. How did that come to pass?

Diamond Mojo, a six-year-old Australian waler, had been given up for dead by his owner Steve Clibborn after being struck down with a bout of potentially deadly colic, reported The Courier-Mail.

So, as desperate men do in desperate times, Steve turned to the bottle not for himself, but for his horse. ”I had pretty much kissed him goodbye,” he said. ”I had spent 23 hours straight with him but nothing worked and then I remembered an old bush tale that said you could feed them beer.

“I don’t know whether I really believed it or not but it was worth a shot and as soon as he had that beer, he burped and perked right up. So I gave him another couple.” Over the following days, Steve repeated the dose using Queensland’s own XXXX lager until his prized endurance horse rediscovered his mojo.

So you’re saying, BEER is the best medicine? You just made a bunch of sick people around the world very very happy.

In case you aren’t aware of Crystal Bailey, she’s a 23 year old Native American model from Statesboro, Georgia who graduated from Georgia State University in 2006 with a degree in Criminal Justice & Psychology and currently attends Armstrong Atlantic State University to obtain her Master of Science degree in Criminal Justice.

And I suppose in the midst of all this I came to a realization.   I have to resort to a life of crime near or around Armstrong Atlantic State University.  I mean how often will you go up against a Native American who is that hot?  Probably never.

More of Crystal after the jump…..

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Because they’re wizards of technology, the latest profession made obsolete by Japanese innovation is that of the golf instructor. Why need one when you can build a machine that through endless repetition will train your body to correctly swing your golf club, even if apparently it is two feet off the ground. Or I suppose it gets lifted up, but I really need to see a video of this in action.

Has anyone ever used something that looks like this? Does it help?

Usually when we feature “awful awesome” music videos here, they’re foreign and low production quality, or they’re Rebecca Black. But “I’m on Crack” is in a league of its own, and I’m not even sure how to describe it.

When a video randomly through anthropomorphic cats in the middle of it, you know it’s something special, and by the end I really did feel that I was on crack, so mission accomplished. You really must see it for yourselves.

Come on guys.  You didn’t really think I was serious did you?  I pulled this last year when I told you all that Denise Milani was finally showing the guns.   Well this year all the rage seems to be for Wendy Fiore, AKA Wendy Combattante.

I have a long history with Ms. Fiore as I posted her back in 2007 when she was a nobody with a dinky Myspace Profile.  Now she’s the bustiest model to basically not go topless with endless lines of perverted males out there waiting for a nipple to appear.

While that won’t  happen here, I do have some lovely pictures for you all.  Happy April Fools!

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Ever drive down a highway and just feel scared as all hell for no apparent reason?  Sometimes you can’t explain these things.  You’re driving and you just don’t feel right.

Well perhaps there is an explanation.  Perhaps there’s more than meets the eye with these roads.   You just never know what you’re up against out there.

Speaking of which, here are six roads you might want to avoid….

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