Click on the photo for the 2011 Sex Survey

Every year Maxim will demystify women with their annual sex survey.  But every year they go and remystify themselves again.  It’s no wonder this happens.  After all, they are women.   Oooh I’m gonna get reamed by the wife for that one.

More reaming girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

You know amazingly enough in all the years I’ve run this website I never stopped to make fun of the Romance Novel thing.   I mean do you realize how many stupid romance books there are out there?

Granted I don’t know anyone who reads this crap but apparently it’s like wrestling in Arkansas, big business.   It’s kind of like how you’d never read The National Enquirer and yet so many damned Americans do.

In any event, I thought you guys would get a kick out of these…..

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I don’t post adult stars all that often but it’s nice when you see one from the UK who kind of resembles all of the amazing British Busty Babes (BBB’s) that I post every so often.   Well,  Kerry Louise is someone who is pretty close to a Page 3 girl.

I love that tats.   I love the rack (obviously).  The accent is amazing and I’ve seen Kerry’s ‘body of work” online.  I highly recommend you do an internet search and see for yourself.

In the meantime enjoy these pictures…..

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“Yeah uh, just stay like this for another ten minutes, this is going to take awhile. Oh wait, I ran out of room, why don’t you just take it off altogether and we can finish this in my hotel room?”

I’ve no idea who this is, but if he’s this famous where he can spend five minutes doodling a signature on a girl’s chest, I’m pretty sure I want to be him. I’ve got to get into the graffiti game. See what your life could be like if you weren’t anonymous Banksy?

I don’t know who the hell b4-4 is, but I do know they’re the most quintessential ’90s douchebag wannabe boy band I’ve ever seen.

They get a few points for their entire song being about going down on girls (I think?), but any gains they make in risque material they lose with those haircuts. I mean, I used to spike my hair to a certain extent (and still do), but did that style that extreme EVER look good? I think not.

And today we bring to you a new sport:  Lacrosse.   I’m pretty sure I’ve never posted a gallery of cheerleaders that cheer for a Lacrosse team but there’s a first time for everything.   Meet the Philadelphia Wings.    It’s Philly’s representation in the National Lacrosse League.

Now meet their cheerleaders.   These are a bunch of ladies who give it their all.   But it’s for Lacrosse!   Eh, I just don’t know.   Will Lacrosse ever be popular on a professional level?  Probably not.

But at least there are cheerleaders.  Yay!

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The wife and I have been talking kids more and more lately.  It’s not that we can’t be good parents, it just that right now we’re not sure we even want to be parents.   I’ve got nieces and a nephew.   It’s nice to be able to hand them back to the parents you know?

Forgive me but kids are a royal pain and cause too much stress.  And if that isn’t enough, they can go absolutely ballistic without any kind of warning.   It’s really not fair.

These tantrums will make you second guess wanting to be a parent….

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Click on the photo to view the local smokeshow of the day

Her name is Megan and if you ask me she really shouldn’t be chilling on a lounge chair like that anymore.  She should be staying in the Playboy mansion and relaxing topless by the pool.  Call me crazy but I just think that’s the way it should be.

More of my rules at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

The 9 best overweight celebrities of all time – [Guyism]

Possibly the best Avatar costume ever – [Unathletic]

The trashiest spring break fight of the year – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The coolest natural hot spring you’ll ever see – [Izismile]

Lady Gaga met with the people at Google? – [The DW]

Check out some of the greatest moments on Facebook – [Attuworld]

You have to admit JWOWW is pretty hot – [Moejackson]

Is this the worst wedding video of all time? – [Buzzfeed]

People love getting Bill Shatner tattoos -  [Cityrag]

I’d like a little piece of Kerstin Cook – [Don Chavez]

The craziest crap in Hollywood right now – [Bullz-Eye]

5 of the most insane modern day dictators – [Cracked]

Check out the hot women of sucker punch – [Gunaxin]

Candice Michelle wants to motorboat herself – [Heyman Hustle]

The making of a 15 pound kit kat bar – [Nedhardy]

Reasons why you shouldn’t have kids – [Holytaco]

The 20 Hottest photos of Gisele Bundchen – [Heavy]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

What I’d like to know is how everyone feels after seeing a picture like this.  Seriously.  What does it do to you?  Me?  It makes my mind turn into a drug addict’s mind.   I seriously cannot concentrate right now.  It’s really bad.

More really bad things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

If any of you out there live with your significant other or have a roommate, how do you convey messages to them?  I’m sure in this day and age it’s the use of texts.   But that kind of takes the fun out of it.

I’m still a fan of leaving notes.   Besides, note are more personal and you can really have some fun with them.

Take this refrigerator notes for example….

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