It’s not like a sit around dreaming of taking a dump with a beautiful outdoor view like that but it would be nice once if I were on some hike in an amazing mountain range and didn’t have to squat with nature.   It’d be cool if there were some outdoor plumbing like this.

Because I’m out on mountain ranges all the time.

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In case you hadn’t noticed, I recently posted Jennifer Hawkins.  And I realized something since yesterday.  She’s that’s hot.  Yes.  That hot.  So when I came across some new pictures of her I figured it was my duty to share the link with you.

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I have a tattoo so sometimes it’s kind of hard justifying the making fun of tattoos because I suppose that would put myself in denial.  Then again I have a tiny little dot of sorts on my ankle that was a mistake to begin with so I guess I’m allowed?  Eh, you be the judge.

However,  I’m pretty sure that when someone’s lifelong ambition is to get a tattoo with a “humping” theme that is certainly cause for a making fun of session.  Or at least it’s cause for me posting the pictures.

Enjoy the humpage after the jump….

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In an effort to show that yes, they CAN protest anything, PETA is now up and arms over something that’s a few thousand years old, the Bible. What, did they just get around to reading it?

Animal activists say the Bible needs to be more considerate of God’s furry friends.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, has asked the Committee on Bible Translation to update the New International Version Bible to include more animal-friendly language, according to CNN.

In a letter to translators, the group called the Bible’s current text “speciesist” and requested that pronouns like “he” and “she” be used instead of “it” when referring to animals.

“The public now recognizes that animals are feeling, intelligent individuals, capable of joy and suffering,” PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich wrote in the letter.

You know, sometimes, I just hate the world.

OK perhaps I hid it a little bit in the title.   Jenny Poussin isn’t just a Canadian hottie.  I mean she is but there’s just so much more to her than meets the eye.  For example, Jenny is very into fitness.   Jenny also happens to be very into girls.   I’m not sure if she’s really into guys but that’s OK because in all these interests Jenny tends to do them without her clothes on.

Yup, she’s kind of a porn star but not really?  I don’t know.  Do your own research and be the judge.  I’m just here to share some safe for work pictures of this gorgeously fit blond.

More of Poussin after the jump….

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You like my Austin Powers reference there? Yeah, you do. Bet you haven’t heard one of those in the better part of a decade.

Anyway, what are we looking at here? It’s a guy driving a giant shoe down the road in somewhere that appears to be Asia. Naturally. The best part is the giant goofy grin the guy has on his face which is so big it can be seen even in low resolution. I’d probably share the same enthusiasm if I was driving a giant shoe.

We’ve been featuring a lot of pranks here on the site recently, but what can I say? I’ve found a lot of good pranks.

The latest is “dance assassin” where a guy gets camouflaged and ambushes passers-by…with dancing! It’s scary at first, but once he starts dancing, you really can’t stay mad at him.

If there’s one thing that advertising has taught us over the years, it’s that sex sells.  I mean this isn’t a new fact.  It’s a tenet that’s been around for decades if not centuries.   However,  what’s great about “sex sells” is that there’s always room to improve.  There’s always a new market in which sex can work for the advertiser.

In recent years, we’ve seen a boom in hot women at car shows right?  Of course.   But in even more recent years we’ve seen a boom in every day sellers like you or me using women to pawn off their cars, boats, motorcycles, you name it.

You gotta love this country.  Check out some hot sellers after the jump…

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I think everyone knows how ridiculous politics can be.   It’s an extremely sordid business the likes of which most of us will never even comprehend.   What’s even more ridiculous is how just about anyone can potentially make their way into office these days.  With a bit of money, some swagger and a resonating message some pretty bad people can be making some pretty important decisions.

However, some people take it just a tad too far and thankfully not all Americans are that stupid to vote for them…at least not yet.   You won’t believe the lengths some people go to advertise.

Check out these 7 ridiculous political ads…..

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