I’ve written hate articles about Emo culture before.   And I realized something that I should have realized before.   The fact that I expended that much energy describing my hate for a culture that is that harmless is something I deeply regret.

Rather than hating so much I should be smiling and making fun of.  Sure I want to hit every Emo kid I see but maybe I can see the humor in how little effect they will have on anything.

Besides, their pictures are pretty funny…

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Arresting Willie Nelson for smoking weed is like, well, arresting Willie Nelson for smoking weed, it’s just what he does man! But being famous, he may have an easier time getting out of trouble than most people. How’s he going to do it?

A West Texas prosecutor says that singer Willie Nelson can resolve marijuana possession charges if he agrees to plead guilty, pay a fine and sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” for the court.

County Attorney Kit Bramblett told The Associated Press Friday that he recommended those penalties to Hudspeth County’s judge Becky Dean-Walker. Bramblett says the judge specifically demanded that Nelson appear in court instead of pleading by mail, a common procedure in these cases.

Bramblett says, “She wants to meet Willie.”

Dean-Walker did not immediately return a call Friday.

Nelson was arrested for possession of marijuana on Nov. 26 at a Border Patrol checkpoint after an agent smelled an odor coming from the vehicle and decided to search it.

Hey, if it gets you off, I’d tap dance on her desk if she wanted me to. Although I’m pretty sure everyone in prison would be Willie Nelson’s BFF.

So she’s 22 years old.  She’s from London.  And what do you know?  She’s got a huge rack and a gorgeous face.  Say hello to Rosie Roff.   Is she as hot as Rosie Jones, Keeley Hazell,  Lucy Pinder, and about 20 more?  Yup.  She is.

Rosie has got my endorsement.   She also has my heart.  Awww.  Seriously though, Roff is just another example of the power of the Brits.   Like I said before, something has got to be in the water.

More of Rosie after the jump….

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This just one of those shots that are one in a million, and you couldn’t plan to shoot it again in a million years if you tried. Surely these poor Thai melon farmers didn’t mean to give their female companion some particularly large fake breasts, but thank to a split second shutter, the moment is immortalized forever. A great throw (and catch) indeed.

I’ve been trying to make sense out of this video, which chronicles the story of a local Delaware town that has apparently banned basketball hoops for an unknown reason.

But their means of enforcement? Literally tear them out of the year and load them into the back of a garbage truck. Uh, aren’t those things kind of expensive? This video shows a man having his ripped out right in front of him, and he’s none too happy about it.

So, why are these hoops so evil?

I’ll start off by saying that my wife’s favorite fruit is cherries.   There’s no particular rhyme or reason why I needed to say this.  I just did.   But let’s get to the point here.  Any time a woman puts anything in her mouth it’s cause for a man to pay more attention to her.

When that particular thing reminds you of sex well then it’s just that much more enjoyable to watch.  And clearly cherries fit that bill.  Especially when there are two of them.

Check out chicks with cherries after the jump….

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It’s tough to tell what makes a particular dance movement gain popularity.  I guess you’d have to say it all starts with a catchy tune.  I also think there’s an element of “everyone can do it” involved.  Whatever the reason, it’s fascinating to see an entire nation get behind a particular dance.

It seems that in every decade we get some crazy dance that everyone is into.   Today I want to talk about six in particular that all of us may have encountered at one point or another….

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Click on the photo for more of Olga Calpajiu

She’s from Romania.  Her name is Olga.  She’s incredibly hot.   She’s the reason I even have a site like this up in the first place.  I myself am from Romanian heritage and before I get myself off on a tangent I’m just going to stop there.  Olga is on the left by the way.

More Romanian hotties can be found at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The most emotional moments from college hoops – [Unathletic]

I’ll never forget how awesome Vince Carter was – [Barstool Sports]

Check out the hottest animated movie girls – [Maxim]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Seven sports heroes that were really heroes – [EgoTV]

The amazing bathroom graffiti of the day – [The DW]

I will never get enough of Kate Upton – [Totally Crap]

This is definitely the most awkward game ever – [Cracked]

How would you like this to wake you up? – [Izismile]

Awesome light painting photography – [Nedhardy]

Wow, I forgot how hot Vanna White used to be – [Cityrag]

A week in the life of Sophie Turner – [Don Chavez]

I don’t think I’ll be eating this – [Icanhasinternets]

Brooklyn Decker actually not looking great – [Moejackson]

Check out the fifteen coolest captains – [Gunaxin]

The two theories to arguing with a woman – [Top Cultured]

Memories of hotties from college – [Funtasticus]

Check out the featured model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  I’m leaning more towards team Bieber every single day.   No I don’t really like his music but the respect I have for his talents is extremely high.

From what I know, he’s an incredible musician as in can play nearly every instrument well, is amazing at ping pong, has a hell of a crossover and shot in hoops (even though his form is a little weird) and there are dozens more talents he all taught himself.

Hate his hair and his image but respect the talents.