I gotta say I’m not a big strip club type of a guy.  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy seeing attractive women who don’t have clothes on but the whole lap dance and seduction thing kind of weirds me out.  Some guys are the aggressive loser types that drool and try to actually get the women who dance for them.

Whereas as I’m always the awkward loser guy who isn’t comfortable at all.   It’s a fun scene but I just can’t take too much of it.  Also, if you don’t watch yourself you can leave a place like that without a pot to piss in.  Why?

Because of the lies you are getting from strippers…..

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Click on the photo for more sexy single named girls

Personally I think it takes a lot of balls to name yourself one name.  It can go either way.  You’re either ridiculed for your entire life or people think you’re a badass.   Then again if you’re a hot chick no one will say anything because well…you’re hot.

More hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Why even bother with these exercises anymore? – [EgoTV]

How breakfast cereal mascots brainwashed you – [Cracked]

Remember how hot Sharon Stone used to be? – [Unathletic]

When you need some celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Is Tila Tequila turning classy on us? – [Attuworld]

Check out the awesome slow motion vid of the day – [The DW]

There’s a whole lot of celebrity stuff in here – [Celebuzz]

The new and improved Head and Shoulders – [Deaddog]

Check out the local smokeshow of the day – [Barstool Sports]

Best friends never forget the shattered knee – [College Humor]

Why we can never trust the internet – [Kontraband]

The latest in sexy entertainment news – [Bullz-Eye]

When our parents used to party – [Nedhardy]

This luge is huge – [Cityrag]

Dunking dude goes right through basket – [Totally Crap]

Anything with Petra Cubanova works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

One of my favorite Danny Devito pictures ever – [Celebslam]

Sofia Vergara at the ….does it matter? – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more cute college girls

What’s better than knowing your week is finally winding down than a bunch of cutie pie college girls who were willing to share some lovely photos with you all?  I can’t think of a better situation.

Actually there are more at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I must admit that as each year goes by I drink a little less and less.  I suppose that sounds sad but to be honest I really just don’t have the desire to be hungover anymore.   Hell if I have more than five drinks on a Friday night I don’t even feel normal until at least Tuesday of the next week.  It’s just that awful now.

So while I revel in thinking about the old days when rallying wasn’t an issue there’s one thing I can take solace in now.  At least I won’t be a victim of drunken hazing anymore.

Check out classic examples after the jump….

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So Rutgers has a new “inclusive” roommates policy on campus that allows gay students to pick whether they live with a guy or a girl.

Starting this fall, gay, lesbian and transgender students at Rutgers University’s New Brunswick campus can choose either male or female roommates under the pilot program.

Rutgers Residence Life director Joan Carbone says the idea came to life after talking with gay, bisexual and transgender students.

“They explained to me how difficult it is to find an accepting roommate,” Carbone told MyCentralJersey.com.

Cool, I’m down with that, but I can’t help but think this could be the premise of a new comedy. A macho jock pretends to be gay so he can live with the smokin’ hot cheerleader who needs a gay BFF to rub bronzer on her. More creepy than funny, but I could see it working, can’t you?

Sample Fox News comment on post:

“Rutgers decision to create ‘gender neutral’ housing just eliminated my children from attending this university! Not a penny of my money will go to Rutgers!

Offff course.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We are nearing the end of the first round of voting in the 2011 BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.com. and Uncoached’s coveted Morganette, Jeannine, is has a tough road ahead.  We need your help people!  So we need to pick up the pace and get to voting for her.

And in case you are wondering why, I’m quite certain that the photo gallery below will clue you in as to why.  So please take 3 seconds, go to Spike, click on the South Region and vote for Jeanine Or simply text Jeannine to 44686?

Check out her pics after the jump….

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I’ve seen some ambitious proposals in my day, but this has to take the cake. I’m assuming the girl in front is the one being proposed to, because if not, that would be a little strange to get off Splash Mountain and accidentally be caught up in that picture.

Does he have an actual ring, or is he going to hand her the piece of paper when she gets off?

How crazy is Kim Jong-Il? So crazy that he forced 120,000 of his starving citizens to practice for 2 years to form a human TV that tells the history of the Korean revolution.

It looks…insane. The foreign guy they let in to watch says it’s th weirding thing he’s ever seen, and I would imagine that would be true if  I was there in person as well.

So when is he going to be the next insane dictator to be overthrown?

I know you guys have heard the expression “Everything’s good but her face” hence where “Butterface” came from.  And this brings up the eternal question of would you rather have a girl with an incredible body and not so great face or a girl with a great face and not so great body?

I’m pretty sure I’d opt for the great face.  Bodies deteriorate with age.  But suppose the body was always amazing.  I think I’d still opt for the great face.  It’s what you have to look at most of the time.

But that’s not what this gallery is.  It’s a bunch of girls with amazing bodies but not such great faces….

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