Sometimes I sit at this computer and think to myself, “what am I doing here?”  You just kind of go through the motions and if you let it get to you realize that you’re not really “living.”  You think that you’re really just passing the time.  And before you know it all that time is gone and the things that you wished you could do are no longer possible.

Unfortunately for these individuals, they literally didn’t have this time.  All they had left were wishes that could only be fulfilled on short notice.  Thankfully these people did in fact get their dying wishes before they passed away….

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Click on the photo for Surfer Girl’s swimsuit pics

You know how everyone gets all geeked up about Sports Illustrated and their swimsuit issue? Well a lesser known issue is also sporting their own swimsuit issue. That would be Surfer Magazine. Yup. And it’s just as good.

More things as good at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Pictures of very unsafe working conditions – [Izismile]

Five of the best celebrity sex addicts – [EgoTV]

Really early drafts of awesome movie characters – [Cracked]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Here’s why you don’t run on bad treadmills – [Unathletic]

Why being a cameraman sucks – [Attuworld]

The sexiest girls pose with their cars – [Theospark]

Vacationing with busty blond Daisy Dee – [Bugehoobs]

Kim Kardashian hated herself being naked – [Celebuzz]

The 20 hottest photos of Sofia Vergara – [Heavy]

The best Kim Kardashian picture to date – [Celebslam]

Never before seen picture s of Stacy Keibler – [Heyman Hustle]

Can you help with this bikini model search? – [Bullz-Eye]

By far the best reasons to be in Malibu – [Funtasticus]

Check out the quote of the day – [The DW]

The hottest women of the 2011 Oscars – [Maxim]

Hooters girls never looked so awesome – [Deaddog]

The funniest perfectly timed photos ever – [Superbooyah]

Click on the photo for a day in the life of a model

Her day starts out like any ordinary teenagers but ends up in the glamorous world of high fashion.  It’s the life of an 18-year old named Julia Saner.  I’m a little annoyed they didn’t cover her in underwear.  Whatever.

More wishes of mine at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Not sure how many of you have read The Mysterious Island by Jules Verne but if you have it is said that this Island might be based off of a real place called Madeira Island.

And recently it appears that there might be some truth to that.   As you’ll see from these amazing photos it appears that something is definitely going on there.

Check out the sunshine or rather odd sunshine below….

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I’m writing this story mainly because I really wanted to see what would happen when I Googled “Pirate Monkeys,” This is the best thing I found, so I can safely say it was worth it. So what’s the actual story?

The strip of high culture affectionately known as Rue Bourbon is no stranger to beings who appear to be a step behind in the evolutionary process. But state officials decided bringing in actual chimps dressed as pirates was a step too far. Joan Newberger, of Florida, saw her four monkeys seized by authorities last week.

Newberger, who is autistic, told WWL-TV that the apes are her “service monkeys,” which help her bathe and complete other tasks. The state Wildlife and Fisheries Department became suspicious of both the buccaneer get-ups, and Newberger’s attempt to charge $2 for a picture with the primates.

Newberger claimed they were dressed up for Mardi Gras, like anyone else. Turns out this isn’t the first time she’s been separated from the monkeys.

If I owned pirate monkeys, and someone took them away from me, I’d probably be really upset to. Pirate monkeys are exceedingly rare and it’s hard to train them to swordfight.

Imagine if you will a much prettier, bustier, and Australian Paris Hilton.  That’s kind of what you have in Krystal Pratsch.  Oh and I’d imagine she’s 100 times cooler simply because of the accent.

Let’s throw in the fact that she’s on 22-years-old and we can probably call it a day.  Oh and by the way she’s not interested in doing nude work so don’t even think about asking.  Oh well.

Check out her non nude pics after the jump…..

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Just because I’m a blogger, does not mean I sit around all day in my underwear and in my bed writing these kinds of posts.

I mean, I did for a while in NYC when I was too poor to afford a desk, but at least I wore CLOTHES when I was doing so. Sometimes. Well, occasionally. Alright, this is actually a picture of me, you got  me.

We show a lot of WTF commercials on the site here, especially from Asia, so I thought it was best to feature one we ALL understand.

It’s for a corset-ish product that can allegedly make any flat Japanese girl busty just by pulling a string. If any commercial needs to be five minutes long, it’s this one, and you’ll keep watching long after you understand the concept.

As Spring Break gets into the full swing this month there’s gonna be plenty of stories to write about.  I will most likely be following none of these stories.  However I will be doing my best to find all the appropriate pictures that are attached to these stories.

After all, isn’t that what we’re truly gunning for?  The ladies end up doing strange things while on vacation and I’m here to capture them.   And what better a way to start off than how alcohol is sometimes served while the hormones are running a bit high?

Check it out after the jump….

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