Just when I thought that Japan was the worldwide leader in WTF videos, an American named Frank Pacholski comes in and puts America right back into the race.  Congratulations Frank.

P.S. This video is Part 1?  Really?

That is the grand question isn’t it?  Let’s not even take into account that this is probably Central Park.  Let’s not take into account the this man may or may not be a completely psychotic weirdo.

Let’s examine that there’s no way to figure out what year this was taken in.  One might assume the 80s because of the haircut and watch.  But you know what?  People are into dressing weird like that these days.

This could have been taken yesterday.  All I know is that it’s weird.

Click on the photo for more of Esti Ginzburg

She’s got one of the sweetest faces imaginable.  Yet she’s got a body that just isn’t fair.  I tell ya when you have the cuteness and sexy factor like an Esti Ginzburg does you can go as far as you want in life.   What a woman.

More going far in life at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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It’s no secret that I can’t stand the winter.   Granted there are times when it’s kind of fun to be indoors when there’s a blizzard.  Hell there are those times when a tree is covered in snow and you think you’re looking at something out of a Robert Frost poem (what movie is that line from?)

But all in all I’m not a fan of stormy weather.  And one thing you generally don’t see in winter is lightning.   If there’s one element to any storm that I enjoy it’s got to be lightning.  Granted I don’t want to be anywhere near it but seeing it is pretty badass.

Which is why I collected some awesome lightning pictures for you to peruse after the jump….

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I believe we’ve talked about the Heart Attack Grill here before, and maybe even it’s spokesman, 575 pound Blair River, hired to shoot promotional shots like this one. Wellll guess what?

River, who stood 6-foot-8 and weighed about 575 pounds, gained a measure of fame in the past year as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill, a west Chandler restaurant that specializes in thick hamburgers and fries. He died on Tuesday at the age of 29.

The cause of death is currently unknown, but friends are speculating that it was the result of his contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

Heart Attack Grill is an unabashedly unhealthy restaurant – the menu consists of huge burgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard – and having such a big man as a spokesman was part of its tongue in cheek “glorification of obesity.” But those who knew River said he was more than the larger-than-life caricature he portrayed in promoting the restaurant.

So yeah, he was a nice guy, but I think embracing one of the Seven Deadly Sins probably isn’t the best way to live life.

It’s a big combination of people but I think that Yael Markovich has a little bit of Britney Spears, Jessica Burciaga, and Nikki Reed all wrapped into one awesome package.   Yael actually used to be a photographer until someone realized that clearly she needed to be in front of the camera and not behind it.

Thank God for that because Yael is gorgeous.  how about this for a combo?  She’s Polish, Israeli, and Syrian.   Man I’m a huge fan already. Anything else interesting to report?  Eh, not really.

More of Yael after the jump….

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I’ve seen this picture a million years ago, but it’s one of my favorites, and I thought I’d share it with any of you who haven’t had the pleasure yet.

It’s one of the most basic forms of “fail” you can find on the internet, but in my opinion, one of the funniest. Just turn it around man! Just turn it!

You’ve all seen Charlie Sheen’s ridiculous-ass 20/20 interview by this point, but  have you seen the techno remix of it? I don’t think so.

It’s just about as batshit crazy as the original was, but with more Dubstepping and awesome beats.

And remember, dying’s for fools.

If there’s one thing I like about seductive picture galleries it’s the element of chance.   Better yet the element of imagination.  You just never know what’s going on behind a skirt, jacket, sweater, or any other mysterious piece of clothing.

The piece we’ll be focusing on today is socks.  I think one of the sexiest things a female can do is wear knee high or even higher socks.  Honestly I can’t pinpoint what it is exactly that corrodes my mind when I’m looking at this stuff.  I just know it’s there.

Enjoy the gallery after the jump….

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