Click on the photo for more upgraded girlfriend Agnieska

Every week or so the folks at FHM decide to show us some random girl doing sexy things as proof that all of our girlfriends can be upgraded.  It’s a truly torturous video but one that I think must be seen by all man.

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The Portfolio

It’s not like the job of a model is incredibly difficult.  Oh my God!  I have to put on clothing really fast!  Or it might be something like “Ugh, they made me post in like 33 degree weather in a bikini and I only got paid a million for it.”  Seriously, how hard can modeling be?

So the one time when these ladies are supposed to be on target is a runway show.   But when they’re off target?   Well then it’s a thing of beauty.

Check out model fails after the jump…

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I doubt many of you heard the name Marija Karan before hearing about the film The Rite.   but something tells me you might be hearing a bit more about the Serbian hottie before long.  Well that’s as long as she starts posing seductively more often, which unfortunately she doesn’t do much of now.

But if she’s smart she’ll get herself into Maxim and a lot of teeny bopper dumb movies where she has to be topless.  Or not.  Whatever.  I don’t care.  All I care about is that she’s pretty damned attractive.

More of Marija after the jump

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Sick of always losing your pens to inconsiderate pen borrowers? Well with this new pen set, you can make sure you always get them back, though your friends might have a different opinion of you after.

Not sure what I mean? Click on the picture enlarge it an read the specifics of where each pen is meant to be from.

I’m not sure who this is, or where this video game from, but I do know that it has to be one of the worst songs and accompanying videos I’ve ever seen in my life. It really is a wonder that this actually got made.

Watch it above, and see if you can make it through the whole thing. Even with autotune, the vocals are incredibly off-putting.

I’m always fascinated by what people used to find attractive in different eras.  I mean who the hell knew that this woman and that crappy bathing suit would be one of the earliest shots of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?  I mean think about the stuff you see now?  I mean honestly I got two words for ya:  Brooklyn Decker.

If she’s not representative of the new breed of SI model then I don’t know what or who is.   Anyway, I think it’s fun to take a look down memory lane with over 40 pictures of past covers of swimsuit issues.

Enjoy the nostalgia after the jump….

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The internet has been around since 1993 but I’m not sure it was really “commercial” or kind of on everyone’s mind until the mid to late 90s.  I even go as far as to say probably the mid 2000s is when people realized the internet truly was and is the future of connectivity throughout the world.

And just as companies rise and fall, so do trends that all Americans undertake.   Think about when you started using the internet on a regular basis.  Do you remember how it all went down?  Can you recall the programs and sites you used to use from day to day?  I sure as hell can.

And here are five “norms” that I remember way back when…..

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Click on the photo for a week’s hottie index

One thing me and my fellow man bloggers take pride in is our ability to spot the latest talent when it comes to the female persuasion.  My guys over at Brobible have an acute sense for this stuff just as I do.  Way to go guys.

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The Madness

A great gallery of outrageous T-Shirts – [Izismile]

Check out the human interest story of the day – [The DW]

The worst teams in all of professional sports – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The most badass transformers characters – [Ego TV]

Sara Jean Underwood is everyone’s type – [Attuworld]

Awesome deleted scenes from Vader commercial – [Pedal to the Metal]

Is Minka Kelly ever not totally attractive? – [Moejackson]

I’d like to get me a piece of Susan Sideropoulos – [Celebslam]

When you need the lovely lady of the day – [Extramustard]

Aubrey O’Day is getting bigger by the minute – [Don Chavez]

The awesome Japanese product of the day – [Nedhardy]

I will never get enough of Irina Shayk, ever – [Heyman Hustle]

Just another stupid skateboarding video – [Cityrag]

The latest in fun entertainment news – [Bullz-Eye]

A great collection of Ducati babes – [Funtasticus]

Adorable toddler eats a grapefruit – [Icanhasinternets]

One of the best wrestling videos of the year – [Barstool Sports]

When in the hell have you ever heard the line “Get off the Stage” uttered to Kim Kardashian and she runs right off the stage.  P.S. Prince then looks to find a girl who can “get busy” after dissing who I consider to be one of the hottest celebrities on the planet.

This guy is the man.