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I swear to God one of these days I’m gonna stop talking about doing it and finally make the move over the England.   Well, that’s assuming my wife is fine with polygamy.   What in the world is in the water over there?

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About a month ago I took a trip to Austin, TX.  Not sure how many of you have been there but there was this awesome old school candy store.  Other than the taffy and ridiculous amounts of caramel there was one product that caught my attention:  bacon flavored lip balm.  Yup.  Chap stick that tastes like bacon.

I mean I understand America’s obsession with bacon but I’ll venture to say that sometimes it gets a bit out of hand wouldn’t you say so?  I know that COED Magazine did with their huge bacon post.

Here are some really weird bacon items….

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A bank robber has gotten himself arrested, because he supplied the teller he was robbing with two forms of ID. Why? Because she asked him to of course.

DALLAS – A hapless bank robber who abided by a Dallas teller’s request to provide two forms of identification before she could give him money is going to prison.

A judge sentenced 49-year-old Nathan Wayne Pugh of Sachse to more than eight years on Tuesday.

Pugh tried to hold up a Dallas Wells Fargo Bank in July. The teller stalled Pugh by telling him she needed to see two forms of ID. Pugh showed her his Wells Fargo debit card and a state ID card. He was captured as he tried to flee with $800.

Pugh pleaded guilty in October to a bank robbery charge. He was already on parole for two aggravated robberies.

Props to you bank teller, for asking the world’s dumbest question and actually having it get results.

I’m not sure what makes a star like Kate Beckinsale so famous and what keeps someone like Jennifer Metcalfe back from achieving an A-list status.  Is it marketing?  PR?  What in the hell is it?

Eh, I guess I’ll leave that to everyone else to analyze.  All I know is that Jennifer Metcalfe is gorgeous and I’d love to see her swoop in and play the role of the girl next store.  Lord knows she’s much hotter than Jennifer Aniston.

More of Jennifer after the jump….

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This post is a shoutout to Natty, the coolest Jewish guy I know. He’s a nice guy like these folks, but he’s also not a complete tool, so he’s got that going for him. But sorry ladies, he’s taken.

I really wish I could find more pictures of this calendar, but you get the idea from this. I wonder if this is a group of friends who made this, or just a truly randomly assembled project.  I feel like this should have been included in a Seinfeld episode.

This is a video that’s gone viral presumably because it’s a white girl with boobs being very, very racist about Asians at UCLA. She’s since pulled the video down, but as this is the internet, nothing is lost forever, and almost immediately, someone reposted it.

Her main complaint is that in the Library Asians are all like “CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHOU!” and it’s hard to work. Gee, I wonder why she’s getting so much hate for this? But yeah, read the YouTube comments if that’s not enough racism for you.

In keeping with the wanting to get warmer theme I’m quite certain that these girls will most certainly heat you up a little bit.  This company has been blatantly marketing the behinds of ladies for years now.  And I must say they have been doing a fantastic job at it.

Here are the participants of Miss Reef 2011 Bikini Contest.  There are girls from Peru, Argentina, The Netherlands, Indonesia, Barbados, Israel, United States and Panama.  Miss Reef Panama Betzaida Herrera won the contest and I’m sure her family is very proud.

Pics are after the jump….

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So not only did I have an MRI this week.  I had two MRI’s this week.   I’ve had something wrong with my bicep for about four months now.  I have no idea what caused this and frankly I don’t care.  I just know that there’s pain.  The worst part about it is that it’s so minor that an MRI probably won’t even matter yet the pain is still there.

In any event,  I just thought I’d sympathize with others who have had MRI’s done.  It’s one experience where you definitely wish you had that time back in your life.

Here are the most annoying things about getting an MRI…..

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Click on the photo for more pictures of Jessica Vaugn

I don’t know much about Jessica but I did read a headline that said, “Jessica Vaugn brings girl on girl to the smoking jacket.”  Clearly that has to be a good thing.   So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

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The Wash

A bodega fight over the last bag of Doritos – [Barstool Sports]

the best TV description of the day – [The DW]

Check out the stunning Meera house – [Izismile]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Funny pants dropping football tackles – [Unathletic]

Check out the seven types of phone users – [Attuworld]

Remember the awesomeness of Jim Belushi? – [Ace]

Jen Metcalfe in skintight leathers on a Bike – [FHM]

Ten amazing covers by guitar protege Sungha Jung – [Ego TV]

Get a load of model Petra Silander – [Celebslam]

Since when is Vanessa Hudgens that hot? – [Brobible]

The benefits of being a blind person – [Totally Crap]

Awesome home security innovations – [Nedhardy]

Revenge is a dish best served cold – [Cityrag]

Cindy Crawford is still really hot – [Don Chavez]

Reby Sky is by far one of the hottest sports fans – [Heyman Hustle]

Nine celebrities who died way too young – [Guyism]