If Zuckerberg is reading this then I know he can probably have me killed.  Still though, admit how ridiculously accurate this is.

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It’s that time of the week again.   The nice folks over at Smoking Jacket are in position to share the latest Twitter pics from their favorite Playmates.  Isn’t that special?  I think it’s a wonderful blessing for us all.

More wonderful blessings at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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There are plenty of people out there who make solid meme candidates but perhaps none are more material worthy than Bill O’Reilly.   It’s just so easy to hate the guy isn’t it?  At this point I don’t even care what he says anymore.  I just know that no matter what it’s extremely easy to make fun of the guy.

Then again, whatever.   He doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anyone anyway.

Here are some fun Bill O’Reilly memes…..

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If you’re busted for a crime, you might be tempted to go with the excuse of “Oh, I was just hanging with Charlie Sheen.” But you should know that the cops probably aren’t going to bite.

A man arrested on a misdemeanor charge told investigators he’d been “hanging” with Charlie Sheen and “six naked girls” in a local pool, according to a recently released police report.

Robert Anthony Lubrano, 39, made the revelation after a Port St. Lucie police officer was dispatched about 4:50 a.m. Wednesday to an address in the 900 block of Southwest Paar Drive.

Residents said a man sporting a baseball hat and dark blue clothing was trying to get in their rear patio enclosure. He then started banging on the door, demanding entrance. Told police were called, the man left.

Police found a man identified as Lubrano “lying back” in a four-door Saturn about 50 feet away. He wore a white baseball hat and dark blue clothes. Asked about the home in the 900 block of Southwest Paar Drive, Lubrano said he’d been on the back patio and knocked on the front door.

This dude is totally not winning, nor does he have Adonis DNA.

Don’t you just love it when a refreshing new face that you’ve never seen before lands in your inbox?  That happened to me today when a reader suggested I put Elizabeth Christine up on this site.   When I saw this Cuban and Spanish background girl I knew she was special.

It wasn’t just because of her background.  It was because I could see that this 23-year-old was going places.   I’m not sure where.  I just know she’s destined to be more famous than she currently is.

Keep it going Liz.   Just keep it going.   More of Liz after the jump

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I have to actually honor this as the coolest piece of technology that shouldn’t exist. It’s a seated, one wheel mobility device from Honda, who does not have a target market. Lazy, skinny people?

If you’re obese, this thing will just go up your ass, if you’re old, you’re much safer in a power scooter. So who is this for? Skinny people looking to gain a ton of weight by cutting out all the work their legs have to do every day?

Cool tech, but think before you make things Honda.

Sick and tired of the stupid Smiley Face Jeep wheel covers? Yeah me too, which is why this one is just the cat’s pajamas.

Yes, you now have a wide-eyed cat on the back of your car, but I’ll be damned if you won’t make everyone’s day just a little bit brighter because of it. Mrs. Chiggers has that magic power.

Sometimes I get a bit of flack from my readers for leaving out (what some of you call) the “sistas.”   First of all that’s racist in itself to refer to them as that.  Second of all, not true.   I love women of all color.  I don’t care what color you are as long as you have a great body, face, and attitude you’re alright with me.

With that said I decided to search around for some choice pictures of women of color.   Yes that means African American women.  And yes that means black women if you folks out there aren’t too offended that I used that term.   America is so tight ass.  I”m Jewish.  I’m a white guy.  I mean come on.  White and black.  Is that so bad?

Anyway, enjoy the ladies after the jump…..

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As I just finished completing this list I realize how somewhat sad it is.   I don’t think I could have been a bigger Jim Carrey fan in the mid 90s if I tried and yet when you really get down to it, he doesn’t have that many truly funny movies to his name.   I think it was just his presence and appearances on talk shows that really made him what he was back then.

And when you look at his work on In Living Color then it really shows how he was by far the funniest white guy around at the time.  But again, it’s odd how his movie body of work isn’t that impressive when it comes to comedy.

However, the movies that were funny?  It’s pretty damned hard to match them.  Here are what I consider to be Jim Carrey’s funniest movies…..

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