Mar 30 2011
What you see here is a very real picture of a naked due about to have sex with a girl on top of a roof at USC. People are scrambling to figure out why exactly this happened, and what the punishment should be for doing so.
The images apparently show the man, who is a student at the university, and a woman cavorting in a variety of sexual positions on top of the school’s 12-storey Waite Phillips Hall in Los Angeles on Saturday.
The woman has not been publicly identified but is not believed to be a student at the university, according to officials.
The building is the home of the university’s School of Education, and is the second tallest on campus.
Their rendezvous took place in broad daylight – and, according to reports, as a ‘philanthropy event’ attended by ‘hundreds’ of other students took place in the quad below.
Instead of enjoying each other’s company in the centre of the roof, where they arguably may not have been seen, the couple appear to have chosen to stay near the edge, ensuring they were in plain view.
Reports described their liaison as being of ‘prolonged duration’.
“Prolonged duration” huh? Well at least the guy gets to keep his reputation intact? Just kidding, he will never work again. Way to go stud!
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