Mar 29 2011
Thanks to your votes, our Morganette Jeannine (pictured at right above) advanced to the Elite 8 of the Captain Morgan Bracketmaster Challenge, which afforded us both a trip to Vegas to compete for the Final Four. Unfortunately I was unable to attend the weekend of debauchery, and sent Phil from Gunaxin in my stead.
He reports that our Morganette performed valiantly in a series of photo posing challenges, and despite being leaned on heavily by drunken sweaty guys who couldn’t lift their left leg without falling over, she emerged victorious in the 3rd day’s competition.
The ladies dominated Vegas, taking over the MGM Grand, Mandalay Bay, New York New York, and The Mirage. They were the center of attention at night too, with memorable appearances at Jet and Studio 54, where the Final Four Morganettes were announced by the Captain himself. Unfortunately Jeannine did not advance in the tournament, as those honors fell to Kelly, Danielle, Niki, and Nicole.
A weekend in Las Vegas with 16 Morganettes, 8 Bloggers, the luckiest guy you’ll ever meet wearing a Pirate costume, and as much Captain Morgan as you can enjoy responsibly ended exactly as you might expect. That’s right, Vegas begged for mercy and shipped this group out of town :
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