Mar 11 2011
Guard dogs are well and good and they make a lot of noise, but how do you REALLY deter those trying to steal your weed? A guard alligator bitches. That’s right.
A 55-pound alligator was removed from a California home on Monday night after police found it was guarding about 2,300 marijuana plants.
Justice department officials raided the home and found the four-foot-long animal in a basin in a back room. His name is Wally, the Press Enterprise newspaper reports.
“He was extremely healthy, a little too well taken care of,” said Joel Almquist, who runs a nearby wild animal sanctuary which is now caring for Wally.
Alright, so it’s not quite as intimidating as the one you see above, and allegedly it was also fat, but whatever, I’d still turn and quickly walk the other direction, wouldn’t you>
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