Mar 09 2011
I wasn’t aware that noses were a big concern in Japan, but apparently they are to such a degree, that women will go to any length make sure theirs is perfect. Even going so far as to buy stupid crap like this that can’t possible work.
Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.
While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!
Is it too much to ask for some before and after pictures that don’t involve plastic surgery? And really? Three minutes? You’re better off just breaking it and resetting it yourself.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff