Click on the photo for less tame pictures of Jordan Carver

The picture you see above is about the weakest Jordan Carver shot I could find.  And yet she’s never posed naked?  I wonder how long it will take before she finally caves.  Until that time all we can do is enjoy the “huge” pictures of her.

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The Madness

Gaming technology that is making virtual sex reality – [Cracked]

The most unhelpful reviews for products on Amazon – [Izismile]

Awesome Sal and Richards prank calls – [Ego TV]

When you need celebrity cleavage go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Anything with Jayde Nicole works for me – [Moejackson]

Did you know that Tracy Lords was a famous rap star? – [Attuworld]

The hottest pictures of Peneleope Cruz – [Unathletic]

Life-Sized bowling meets pool game – [Brobible]

Pretty amazing then and now picture of Shanghai – [The DW]

Demon child sings cutie patootie – [Superbooyah]

So yeah, Bar Refaeli even looks good with clothes on – [Celebslam]

This dog is having the time of his life -  [Cityrag]

Easily one of the most dangerous jobs ever – [Funtasticus]

Jennifer Ellison will be hot for a long time – [Heyman Hustle]

Awesome light art by Darren Pearson – [Nedhardy]

Coachella is going to be one hell of a show – [Heavy]

15 examples of Alice Eve looking ridiculous – [Regretfulmorning]

Don’t ask me why but I feel like this is just the type of video that goes viral.  Some stupid thing called Daddy DJ with a weird character they call “Crazy Frog.”

What I didn’t know is that Crazy Frog actually did a remix of Axel F which turned number one in England.   Now if this stupid concoction can make a living with weird music and animation I can make a damned profit with this site.

If you look at the shadowing next to Michael’s face then it would certainly suggest someone cropped that picture in there.  But seriously folks, how often do you get to see Angelina Jolie getting photobombed?

This is awesome.

Click on the photo for more of Olivia Munn

I can’t argue with the majority of people out there.  Olivia is sexy but I think she’s made a huge mistake with this dumb sitcom of hers.  Stick to being queen of the geeks.  It’ll make you more money than you’ve ever dreamed.  Come on Olivia!

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The Portfolio

I’ve never been a huge fan of wearing hats.   I have absolutely nothing against it.  It’s just that I have a very small head.  And as young as I normally look, putting a hat on me makes me look around 12-years-old.   Hats just don’t work for me.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like hats.  Hats are awesome and should be worn proudly.  And the more silly they are, perhaps the more admiration they deserve.

Check out some ridiculous hats after the jump…..

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In case you don’t know, Heather Clem is the wife of Todd Alan Clem, better known as radio personality and Stern show regular Bubba the Love Sponge.   Heather is also an animal rights activist who started the site littlepetproject.com to help rescue animals from shelters.

If you’re interested in learning more about Heather Clem and her project.  If you’re not (which I imagine you are not) you can certainly stick around here for some pictures of Heather not wearing much.

More of Mrs. Clem after the jump…

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Come on military, if you’re going to buy a Lamborghini you at least have to spice it up with a roof-mounted Gatling Gun or in-vent rocket launchers or something like that. Otherwise you’re just driving around probably the most destructible vehicle ever made. But I guess terrorists can’t blow up what they can’t catch, right?

So when I saw this video was going to be about Japanese RC car drifting, I wasn’t surprised it existed (it is Japan after all), but I was surprised with how freaking cool it actually looked. Those are some insanely detailed cars, and it really does look like the people controlling them are giants.

How exactly do you build an RC car to drift? I can barely make mine go forward and backward without getting it stuck in the gutter.

It’s been a while since I posted a “club girls” gallery so I’m glad to be bringing you guys yet another installment of a foreign country that has talent in the club arena.  Today you will be magically whisked away to Sweden where the blond hair is prevalent and the tight outfits are banging.

In particular there is a club in Stockholm called 360 where some lucky guy went in and took photos for the website.  Thankfully I have these photos and am sharing them with you.

Enjoy Swedish club girls after the jump….

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