Click on the photo for the 15 best Shakira GIFs

I think at this point in the game not too many people really care how good a singer Shakira is.  I would guess that 90% of people that attend her concerts go because they want to see her belly dance.  And rightfully so.  The woman can move.

More women that can move at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The most awkward sexual moment in comic books – [Cracked]

Check out these time lapse video of the day – [The DW]

Girl who enjoy coloring their hair – [Izismile]

Here’s a reason I miss Saved by the Bell – [Unathletic]

If you want celebrity cleavage go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out this amazing tennis trick – [Attuworld]

Jessica Lowndes looks pretty hot in a one piece – [Moejackson]

This video is like a mind trick with LEGO – [Heavy]

I can never get enough of Brooklyn Decker – [Celebslam]

The best motivational speaker of all time – [Nedhardy]

Rihanna has already had many hairstyles to gawk at – [Celebuzz]

Emo girls can be sexy when they want to – [Funtasticus]

The nine greatest food based cartoons – [Gunaxin]

Female celebrities turned into Renaissance women – [Cityrag]

The Sexiest female athletes wearing heels – [Bleacherreport]

Girls who love to wear blouses that fall down – [COED Magazine]

Bikini straps that need tons of power – [The Chive]

Wrestlers who taught us fat is important – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for the hot chick time machine

Does anyone remember when the names Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard were new?  Remember when it was as if we just discovered these women?  I do long for these wonderful days.  Actually I don’t care but the pictures do bring back memories.

More memories at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I’m sure many of you are all familiar with Wiki Leaks.  As I’m not the type that releases odd political stories (well this site just wouldn’t do that anyway) I will stoop to posting photos of an alleged billion dollar palace to be occupied by Mr. Putin.  A Wikileaks clone, Ru Leaks found these beauties.

Frankly it doesn’t look like a billion dollar anything but we have no clue what the hell is going on beneath this monstrosity.

Pics after the jump

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Sex.

Yup. In a declaration that no male would ever make, half of all women would reportedly give up sex for a full year if it meant they could be skinny. Are we really suffering from that much of a self-image crisis? Guess so.

Fitness magazine asked 2,400 women if they would sacrifice a full year of sex to be skinny — and 51 percent said yes.

That was just one of the surprising results of the magazine’s new diet survey – a survey that underscored the serious self-esteem and body issues many women have today.

Other findings: 43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight, 39 percent have taken diet pills, and 40 percent went on their first diet, not only in high school, but possibly in middle school.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the kinds of women that we plaster all over this site for your viewing pleasure. Though if I could look like one of them (if I were a girl) I would probably give up sex for a year too.

It’s amazing how time flies.  It’s been over two years.  Yes, two years since I last featured Kellie Maines on this site.   And in those two years my sentiments haven’t changed in the slightest.   I’m still disappointed that she brings escorts to all her photoshoots.  And I’m even more disappointed that she doesn’t have a sex tape out yet.

But I’m gonna let all that slide because frankly she’s just way too attractive for me to care and let the little things bother me.

You’ll see what I mean after the jump…..

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This is about my fifth file titled “japan.jpg” because I keep finding pictures that encapsulate the spirit of the country. The latest one is this creepy has store which has pillows shaped like girls’ knees for boys who can’t get a real girl’s lap.

Like, I get sex dolls, but this is just sad. It’s not pretending someone wants to bone you, it’s pretending someone mildly cares about you. No wonder the suicide rate in Japan is so high. I’m serious.

Mmm alright, as a Battlestar Galactica fan, I went into this song parody with an open mind, but I have to say it’s a lot more fail than win.

Yes, it has geek chicks Tink from The Guild and Zoe from Caprica, but if they could attract them, I thought they could spring for better sound quality, including people who could actually like, sing. Or at least sound people who could synth people into SOUNDING like they could sing.

As it continues to be chilly out there (at least chilly enough for me) I figured it’d be appropriate to feature some icy ladies for our cheerleaders of the week pic.   This week we take you to Dallas where the Stars have some talent in the rink.

Sure they have some decent players but I’m referring to the ladies that keep the ice smooth.  Also the ones that wear really tight clothes and taunt all the men in the audience.

I’m talking about the Dallas Stars ice girls…..

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Every person needs some mindless entertainment once in a while.  Whether it’s reading something like US Weekly or even just watching the birds fly south for the winter it’s important to get our minds off the daily grind.

So while I enjoy being around intelligent people and stimulating my mind on a daily basis, it’s nice to escape.  One form of doing this is immersing myself in a completely ridiculous reality show.

Here are 5 that entertain but definitely make you dumber for watching…..

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