Click on the photo for more of Amber Heard

I gotta say that I wasn’t really 100% sure of who Amber Heard was before this picture.  I’m not really “in the know.”  Sorry about that.  Well who the hell cares anyway?  I just know that she’s hot.

More hot girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Guess whose chest this is?  Hint, it doesn’t matter – [Celebslam]

One of the most famous Mississippi State cheerleaders – [Brobible]

Five styles that defined entire eras – [Cracked]

50 Amazing pictures of stormy weather – [Ego TV]

Someone please find pictures of this girl – [Unathletic]

When you need some celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

An amazing senior class post-it prank – [Attuworld]

This chick looks like a younger Elle Mcpherson – [Bugehoobs]

Where the past meets the present – [Nedhardy]

The sexiest SFW celebrity pictures around – [Usemycomputer]

Jessica Alba makes parking look sexy – [Don Chavez]

When you want to see the lady of the day – [Extramustard]

78 Year Old woman dragged behind an SUV – [Pedal to the Metal]

Bask in the glory of Julianna Guill – [Gunaxin]

Who would you do, dump, or marry? – [Barstool Sports]

Seven things you should never do in public – [Guyism]

Check out the best dating sites for men – [Bullz-Eye]

Don’t leave your laptop unattended – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

How old do you think this chick is?  Honestly I haven’t a clue.  She could be 16 for all we know.  Though I’d like to think she’s in her 40s and happens to look completely stunning.   I guess it really doesn’t matter does it?

More girls like this at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Are any of you hungry?  I’m not sure if after seeing this gallery you’ll be hungry or horny.  Probably a little bit of both.  To be honest I never thought of combining pizza and hamburgers before but I must say despite it’s sheer size this “dish” actually looks pretty decent.

What’s better is that it was prepared by a pretty hot blond.

Check out the double decker pizza burger after the jump…..

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In a misguided effort to honor those who protested in the Egyptian Revolution, a man has named his daughter “Facebook.” Yeah, she’s going to be real popular in school.

According to Al-Ahram (one of the most popular newspapers in Egypt) a twenty-something Egyptian man has named his first born daughter “Facebook” in tribute to the role the social media service played in organizing the protests in Tahrir Square and beyond.

While the baby girl could just have easily been called “YouTube,” “Twitter” “Google” or even “Cellphone Camera,” it seems like Facebook has become the umbrella symbol for how social media can spread the message of freedom.

I would say “Twitter” is a bit more feminine. You know the funny part? Facebook’s rules about name probably won’t even let her list her name as “Facebook” on the site when she grows up. Provided Facebook doesn’t turn into MySpace or Friendster in terms of relevancy by the time she’s old enough to use it.

How do I describe a Nicole Duminie?  I can some it up in one sentence.  She’s about the blondest thing in all of Nevada.  And I mean in that in the most complimentary way possible.  This girl is just destined to be on the cover of magazines.

She’s got a gorgeous face, an obviously amazing figure.  Oh and did I mention she’s 20 years old?  What’s not to love about this tall, sleek, and slender model?  Um, nothing.

More of Nicole after the jump….

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Oh good lord, I know I’m a decently long way off from having kids, but this picture makes me wish that day would never come.

Don’t get me wrong, I want little things to carry on my DNA, but I really don’t want to deal with them peeing and crying and puking everywhere. Is there some sort of genetic modification I can pay for where they don’t do that?

When I saw this Japanese music video had 22 million hits on YouTube I felt obligated to check it out, and knew I was probably going to end up featuring it on Uncoached. As it turns out, my suspicions were correct, it’s amazing.

It’s not WTF in the traditional sense of most crap from Japan we feature here, but it IS a bunch of cute Japanese girls having a pillowfight in lingerie, which is worth featuring for entirely different reasons, wouldn’t you agree?

Yeah sure this took place in 2010 but you know something?  Nowhere on the internet have I seen any evidence of this beloved event.  So who cares that it’s February?  Who cares that none of us are thinking about holidays?

What matters is that somewhere in America, a sexy Santa contest took place at a stingy Hooters restaurant and recorded photographs.  What’s even more important is that said photographs are on this site at this very moment.

Check out the pics after the jump….

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They call it the oldest profession: prostitution.   Is it so bad?  Is it so wrong for a man or woman to pay for sexual services?  I mean hell when you take a girl out on a date and you hope she puts out is that not some form of prostitution?

You think Hugh Hefner giving girls in the mansion an allowance isn’t prostitution?  Give it a rest.  We’re all whores in some way shape or form.  And it’s nice to know that musicians make us aware of it.

Here are six great songs about prostitution….

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