I don’t remember the last time we had Gemma Massey up here but I’m pretty sure it’s been way too long.  And since that last time I think that Gemma’s been a naughty girl.  I don’t know if she’s done any sex scenes or anything like that but there’s something “dirtier” about her.

Or perhaps that’s what I’d like to imagine (rather do imagine).   Oh and yes, she’s still British which means that accent is still there and I’m guessing she says “spunk” a lot.

More of Gemma after the jump….

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You know, it would be disturbing enough if I’d stumbled into a bathroom and saw this seemingly hot girl pissing in a urinal, but if Fozzie Bear showed up? I’d have to examine my drink to see what I’d just been slipped at the bar.

I’m pretty sure this was a dream I had recently. After this, Ozzy Osbourne walked in and he had a swordfight with Fozzie Bear until his head was cut off and a bunch of kitten crawled out of his neck. Then girl turns around and it’s Hulk Hogan.

One of my favorite videos I’ve ever posted on this site was the Kappa Rap from a few weeks ago, where very white girls from Baylor rapped about why you should join their very white sorority house.

Well lo and behold there’s ANOTHER video that was made before that one, with a much lower budget and just as much ridiculousness. They haven’t quite figured out how to use the auto-tuner yet, but it’s a work in progress, and worth watching all the same.

Is everyone excited for the Superbowl this year?  Only a few more days and we’ll get to see one of if not the biggest displays of corporate advertising on the planet.  Who knows what these guys are gonna come up with this year for their millions spent on only seconds of airtime.

I for one am hoping for a ton of skin.  That skin being of the female kind.   I expect plenty of head turners but for today let’s have a look at some sexy commercials of past Superbowls.

Here are six you’ll enjoy…..

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If there’s one event that I have to admit doesn’t get much play here in the states it’s the Tour De France.  And rightfully so.  You have to admit it’s pretty damned boring.  It’s dudes riding bikes for over 2 weeks.  How is that even remotely fun to watch?

Sure I guess it’s fun to talk about Lance Armstrong side stories and all but other than that I think it’s kind of useless.  What isn’t useless and what’s entertaining are all the crashes we don’t see.  That’s right, don’t see.   At least make the crashes public will ya?

Well, here are seven that you may not have seen…..

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Click on the photo for Kim Kardashian cleavage

Just because I haven’t had Kim K on this site for a while doesn’t mean I don’t think about her nearly every waking moment of my life.  And for good measure I had to share a link to some pictures that remind us just how powerful she is.

More powerful stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The most insane violent acts in kickboxing history – [Cracked]

Five awesome John Woo Fight scenes – [Ego TV]

A very sexy selection of calendar girls – [Maxim]

The best stuff you’ll see all day – [Ilovebacon]

It’s time for celebrity cleavage! – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Sexy girls dressed as video game characters – [Attuworld]

It’s tough to deny that Lindsay Lohan is hot – [Unathletic]

Everything went better than expected – [The DW]

The most problematic Barbie situations ever – [Guyism]

Kristen is the latest featured sexy model – [Bullz-Eye]

Ten things learned from UFC number 125 – [Heavy]

20 of the sexiest sports fan videos out there – [Bleacherreport]

Some of the funniest Chatroulette photos – [Superbooyah]

A bunch of awesome WTF bikinis – [Cityrag]

One of if not the best “I’m running way” letters – [Sublime Blog]

Maria Menounos looking hot in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

The sexiest safe for work celebrity pictures – [Usemycomputer]

Thirty five undeniable life truths – [Nedhardy]

Click on the photo to see Lexi Ray wearing a lot less

Lexi Ray is a University of Kentucky nursing student who you may remember from a video about the surprisingly tricky task of choosing the right cologne.  If you don’t remember, don’t worry about it.  She’s still hot.

More hot stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

You would be surprised at the lengths companies like Burger King or McDonald’s will go to make their fast food look presentable….in advertising.   Hell most companies do this.  Did you know that milk on certain boxes is really glue?  Yup.  And you don’t want to know what products they use for cheese, etc etc to make it more visually appealing.

When you actually go into the restaurant you notice that it doesn’t quite look like the pictures does it?

Here are some awesome examples of ad burgers vs. their real counterparts

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In perhaps the best bit of karma I’ve heard of in a while, a suicide bomber got what was coming to them when one of their bombs went off prematurely. That would be good normally, but how it happened is the funny part of the story.

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups.

That’s what you get bitch! Trying to blow us up with crappy cell phone bombs. So that’s how we fight terrorism, just get all their cell phone numbers and sign them up for American Idol text alerts. We’ll be terror-free in no time!