Usually candy hearts say things like “Be Mine” or “Maybe Tonight” and that’s as suggestive as they get. One girl though found one that went a bit further, and now apparently it’s a national news story.

A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine’s Day candy.

“I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”

Her parents were stunned at what they saw.

“Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.

Thanks local news, I wasn’t sure what “Tits” meant.

Why yes it’s the 1,505th thing about Japan I don’t understand. I get tricking out you cars to a certain degree, focusing on aesthetics or performance. But I do NOT understand the need for someone to make it over like, all pink and manga-y, with a driver’s costume to match.

It’s hard to believe this used to be the land of samurai and ninjas and not boys with animated girl fetishes. That’s all thanks to hobbies like this and piles of Hentai video games and shows.

I must admit that I’m going against my conventional self by posting Amanda Mertz.  It’s not that I’m again Vegas girls.  By no means am I but I’m not really for girls who wear super amounts of make up.  I’m just not certain what Amanda really looks like.  I’m sure she’s pretty and all.

Hell she’s been featured in Maxim so I’ll have to take that as a plus.  OK I’m way out of line here.  She’s gorgeous.  Sorry I doubted you Amanda.

More of Ms. Mertz after the jump…..

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I watched a lot of professional wrestling in my youth, and back then even I realized that there was some willing suspension of disbelief associated with it. Sure, all the matches were staged, but it was fun to pretend they weren’t, wasn’t it?

Well sometimes things can go too far, and they break the fourth wall by doing something absolutely absurd. I won’t describe what happens here, you’re just going to have to see it for yourself.

In yet another of what will hopefully be  a weekly feature, the amateur girls that come out of the woodwork for a Hooters swimsuit competition is astounding.   And yet again I’m baffled how these girls always seem to show up at events like these yet I never, ever see them walking around my neighborhood.

Can someone please explain this to me?  In the meantime let us head over to Raleigh, North Carolina where the competition was stiff, very stiff.  You see what I did right there?

Check out the ladies after the jump…..

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For a lot of people, winning the lottery is the American dream.  It’s funny that the American Dream is to sit on your ass and collect checks isn’t it? But for many lottery winners, the reality is more like a nightmare.  See the quote below…

“Winning the lottery isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be,” says Evelyn Adams, who won the New Jersey lottery not just once, but twice (1985, 1986), to the tune of $5.4 million.   Today the money is all gone and Adams lives in a trailer.

Yup, a trailer.  To me I think these scenarios are completely absurd.  However, I am not these people who won.  Most people who win the lottery simply aren’t prepared for it.   I know I’d be but again, I’ll never win the lottery.

Here are five reason these people throw it all away…..

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Click on the photo for more of Jillian Beyor

Wow.  Now that’s a name of the past.  In internet years it’s been like centuries since I first noticed Jillian.  This would be back in 2007.  It’s nice to know she’s still ticking and turning heads.  I do hope to meet you someday Jillian.

More girls I want to meet at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

If spam emails were telling the truth all along – [Cracked]

Check out the face plant of the day – [The DW]

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret pics – [Moejackson]

We know you need your celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

What the average salary means to U.S. athletes – [Unathletic]

A world record with quarters – [Attuworld]

Can you guess what reality star this is? – [Celebslam]

Easiest way to look cool on Facebook – [Cavemancircus]

Check out the best stories of the day – [Ilovebacon]

The world’s most obnoxious kid – [Superbooyah]

Ten very hot pictures from Brittany Jones sex tape – [Brobible]

The tale of the Goldfish and the Cat – [Izismile]

Six of the most ridiculous prison escapes – [Gunaxin]

Clooney rubs it in your face again – [Don Chavez]

Five things your girlfriend does to annoy you – [Socialhype]

Check out weird stuff made with Cheetos – [Cityrag]

Funny fake Twitter accounts you should follow – [The Smoking Jacket]

Anything with Veronika Zemanova is awesome – [Heyman Hustle]

Click on the photo for random sexy hotties

You know, sometimes it’s just fun to post a sexy girl for the hell of it.  We’re all guilty of it.  And there’s nothing wrong with it.  There are millions of sites dedicated to doing this so it’s no surprise that I practice it often as well.  That is all.

More random hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

You guys know that I love to post pictures of weird and interesting stuff on here but I’m pretty sure that this gallery is going to take the cake for the week.   Just in case you didn’t know….

Amish people who live in Canada and 22 USA states love to square modern with the traditional.  They enjoy rollerblading…yes. rollerblading.  As their roads are governed by buggies and horses, and not by cars,  the best way to get acquainted with the Amish culture is to see them on skates.

Pics after the jump…

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