“SHE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRUELTY!”

I wish this picture wasn’t totally photoshopped, but it’s still a nice thought I suppose. I guess I’m not sure whether to be sad for the bear family or impressed that someone actually killed a bear with a bow. That’s pretty damn hard I imagine. Though that one does look particularly small.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a YouTube video with ZERO dislikes on it, as usually even cute puppies get downvoted by people who prefer cute kittens. But in a rare moment of civility, no one has anything mean to say about little Nina, and how could you?

She uses her asian genius powers to correctly explain what’s going on in Egypt right now. Better than most news pundits I might add. Click above to watch her explain the scenario in childlike terms.

It’s just one of those days people.  You know, a boring day when you don’t have much going on.  So I decided to get out of my comfort zone a little bit and search for women with red hair that I might be attracted to.

It’s by far my least favorite of all hair colors so it was a bit challenging.  However, worth it in the end because a sexy redhead is that much more special in my mind.

See the pics after the jump….

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And the Oscar goes to!  Yes that’s right folks.  In just a couple of weeks you’ll all be huddled around the television to watch your favorite celebrities celebrate being….celebrities.   It’s time for Hollywood to pat itself on the back once again and lay it on us that they’re much better than we are.

Still though, millions will tune in as they await who will win best picture, actor, actress, etc etc etc.  I will be tuning in because my wife forces me to.  And during this span of time where I’d rather be you know…alone, there are some thing that would be nice if they were to take place on that special Sunday.

Here are five that come to mind…..

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Click on the photo for ballsy acts of undercover journalism

As brave as undercover cops have to be to rub elbows with mob bosses and murderers, Cracked submits that there is one group with even bigger balls: undercover journalists.  Oh believe me when I tell you this is true.

More truisms at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Introducing the Chinese Unicorn man – [Barstool Sports]

Check out some of the biggest stuff in the world – [Maxim]

Lisa Marie Scott is so friggin’ hot – [Holytaco]

When you need some celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 50 Hottest Dominican women – [Complex]

What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas – [Izismile]

Best coaching jobs in all of college sports – [Unathletic]

Kia blows a jump and rolls down a hill – [Attuworld]

The Situation is getting a little chunky – [Moe Jackson]

Possibly the funniest video of the entire year – [Cavemancircus]

The TSA has gone from touching your junk to stealing it? – [Linkiest]

Ten practical uses for old cell phones – [Gunaxin]

Some chick with a really long name is hot – [Heyman Hustle]

This is the best dance audition ever – [Doubleviking]

A collection of WTF photos of the week – [Cityrag]

What it’s like to wake up next to Katy – [Brobible]

How to write a college paper – [Nedhardy]

Kim Kardashian looking as radiant as ever – [Don Chavez]

This is the iPad accessory of the day – [The DW]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

I know that I usually bring you these ladies a bit later in the week but maybe today is good motivation for you to get off your asses, get into shape, and prepare for the warfare out there this coming weekend.  You can do it!

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The Portfolio

I think it’s funny that the word “hip” is being used in my title.   Call it silly.  Call it childish.  But when I see the word “hip” I think of scenarios where these women might actually fall on their hip or something.

Is that mean?  Eh, I guess that’s my mean statement of the day.  Still funny though.

In any event, here is a fun collection of hip grandmas….

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I know I’ve posted Lisa Marie Scott before but is anyone really counting?  I didn’t think so.  Plus when new pictures of her come out it’s certainly worth bringing them to your attention.

Hell if the picture above were the only one in this photo set would you complain?  I sure as hell wouldn’t.

More of Lisa Marie after the jump….

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This clip was so many levels of WTF I actually had to do a little bit of investigation to see where it came from.

I didn’t find much, but from what I can tell this is an Indian parody of Dr. Who, the massively popular British show where a time traveling doctor has crazy adventures.

And nothing is more crazy than THE BEEDEER! Half bee, half deer, this is truly something you must witness for yourself.