This crazy mofo actually won $10,000 for this ridiculous video from some company who was looking for the best Touchdown dance on the internet. After watching it, I think you’ll definitely agree it was well deserved.

Who knew that tight pants a half-jersey could make you that much cash? And for all you YouTubers saying he’s gay, what, you can’t flamboyantly dance anymore and not be gay? For shame. And gay people can’t play football? Further shame!

Oh COME ON! You have to be kidding me. No caption could ever possibly top the complete obliviousness seen here.

There are plenty of articles out there on sexy athletes.  Hell I’ve done a few on my own.  But for the most part we tend to focus on these sexy athletes not necessarily playing their sports but rather them modeling or wearing “women” clothing.

I think the truest form of hotness comes from when these ladies are doing their thing in their respective sports.

So here’s a nice little gallery of just that…..

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Does anyone else miss this?

The last time I even bothered giving Saturday Night Live a chance was over a month ago.  If any of you remember it’s when Jim Carrey hosted the show.   And man oh man.  It was the same crap all over again.  While Carrey did his best to be crazy and let that win over the audience the same problems still existed.

And watching Seth Myers trying to carry the news all by himself is just getting so damned tired.  At this point I really think the show needs either to be canceled or some serious work.

Below I’ve listed five simple ways the show could improve and be good again….

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Click on the photo for more of Gracie Carvalho

In a never-ending attempt to show you every single sexy lady from Brazil that also just happens to model bikinis (I think every woman down there does that, by the way)  Guyism is proud to introduce you today to one Gracie Carvalho.

More introductions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six of the most pointless Supervillain schemes ever – [Cracked]

One of the most unusual jackets you’ll see – [Izismile]

The celebrity karaoke cover of the day – [The DW]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Sexy football fans from week 1 of the playoffs – [Unathletic]

Total moron pisses on an electric fence – [Attuworld]

Playing funny “adult” games at a Russian wedding – [Linkiest]

It’s some of the coolest pictures of the day – [Ehowa]

The five minute battle of the Benders – [Totally Crap]

This is the eventual fate of the earth – [Nedhardy]

Marisa Miller in a Victoria’s Secret catalog – [Moe Jackson]

Billie Jean being performed by Senior Citizens – [Superbooyah]

The no pants subway ride is always fun – [Barstool Sports]

The ultimate Zombie survival kit – [Icanhasinternets]

A bunch of sexy girls who like to wear green – [Maxim]

Ten of the hottest Mexican women to pump you up – [Brobible]

Do you know who Madame Figaro is? – [Heyman Hustle]

25 of the scariest Keith Richards pictures – [Holy Taco]

The most awkward moments in sports history – [Bleacherreport]

Click on the photo for more ladies of science fiction

The Smoking Jacket put together this gallery of 101 sexy pictures of the women of science fiction; from Jane Fonda in Barbarella to Zoe Saldana in Star Trek and all the lovely ladies in between.  Works for me!

More things that work at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Wow.   Someone please tell me it isn’t true.  This is what Vogue is doing now?  I mean I thought it was bad enough that child beauty pageants take place in the country (and probably all over the world).  But now we have little kids posing seductively in Paris?

And what’s going on here anyway?  Are they photoshopping adult legs onto these kids?  Someone please get me a vomit bag.  I’m posting these pictures only because I think it’s important for Vogue to know how sick this is.

Yuck….

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I love tales of stupid criminals getting caught by their own idiocy. I’ve heard many of these stories recently, but this one I think is my favorite by far.

As the burglar was rifling through the rooms in that house, the homeowner’s son arrived and startled him. The burglar jumped out a window and fled. The son called police, who searched the house.

They were stunned at what was found: a cellphone, charging in an electric socket, that didn’t belong to the homeowner.

The phone led police to Cody Wilkins, who is now charged in 10 burglaries.

Police say that Wilkins’s home lost power in the storm and that he needed a place – anyplace, it seems – to charge his phone. In his haste to flee, he left it charging.

And that’s why you always charge your phone before robbing houses. Let that be a lesson to all you wannabe criminals out there.

I gotta tell you my eyes lit up when I first saw Franki Rose.  She’s a sexy little petite firecracker from Florida.  When they say “good things come in small packages” I’m pretty sure that Franki should be the picture example of that phrase.

Oh and she gives out her personal email address in her Model Mayhem profile.  So that’s nice.  She also does “fetish” modeling, whatever that means.  And lastly she has the kind of tattoo that tells me a night out with her would be more than entertaining.

More of Franki after the jump

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