Feb 10 2011
I’ve seen many a creative way of smuggling alcohol into a sports game, but this one has to take the cake. The sheer determination it would take take bake a fifth of Jack Daniels into a loaf of bread is…wait, is that even possible? I feel like that would warm it up quite a bit.
I showed this to my girlfriend, she paused and said, “You can bring in bread?”
Feb 10 2011
Alright, I’m not poking fun at Christianity or Asians, I’m just poking fun at how absolutely retarded this idea was.
I love Pokemon, and I know some people love Jesus, but this was in no way a good idea. Watch the video and I definitely think you’ll have to agree with me here.
Feb 10 2011
I mean when you’re looking at a tank top that says “Play with Me” who the hell wouldn’t want to play with these ladies? I gotta say that I’m pretty proud of the way that nearly every industry is embracing sexy girls to promote their products. The latest is the Consumer Electronics Show.
I’m still waiting for politics to whip out the cheerleaders. I’m convinced it’s coming. I mean politicians are banging hookers left and right so I suppose that’s a start but I think you know what I mean.
In the meantime enjoy these fine decorations who graced this year’s consumer electronics show….
Feb 10 2011
It started off as an internet phenomenon and it clearly still is. However, like all things that start off this quickly with a bang, they take on a life of their own. Chatroulette became a sensation but connecting random webcams together so that people could watch other people and change the channel if they didn’t like what they saw.
However now? Now it’s just lonely guys waiting to get connected to a sexy hot girl in her room with nothing better to do than strip for strangers. Yeah, that’s realistic.
Good thing some people take advantage of this and pull pranks on these guys that clearly deserve it. Here are five pranks worth taking a peek at.
Feb 10 2011
Click on the photo for more of Chole Lamb (semi NSFW)
Imagine a younger, super hot Sarah Silverman with a ridiculous rack. Well that’s what Webcam star Chloe Lamb pretty much looks like. Oh, and she won’t annoy you either. She’ll just take her clothes off.
More girls I want to strip for me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Throwdown
Nine movie villains who were right all along – [Cracked]
Thirty of the hottest twins that you could imagine – [Brobible]
Probably the best birthday cake I’ve ever seen – [Ace]
When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Alessandra Ambrosio in Victoria’s Secret – [Moejackson]
This is how the Amish like to go skiing – [Attuworld]
Some of the best college football games of 2010 – [Unathletic]
Awesome stand up clips to bring you a smile – [Cavemancircus]
10 Incredibly disturbing TV commercials – [EgoTV]
A tribute to the Schrute beet farm – [Gunaxin]
Are we alone in the universe? – [Nedhardy]
Some of the weirdest stuff you’ll see all day – [Ehowa]
When a parrot loves a kitty – [Superbooyah]
This is what they call the Easter egg of the day – [The DW]
10 Crappy movies that you loved as a kid – [Guyism]
Sofia Vergara looks like an 80s trashy chick – [Don Chavez]
A stress reliever that actually works – [Sublime Blog]
Four of the most kick ass penguins ever – [Cityrag]
Feb 09 2011
Click on the photo for more of Eugenia Silva
Eugenia Silva is a Spanish fashion model and the current brand ambassador for Giorgio Armani and Chopard. She also happens to have a law degree so if you need representation you might want to give her a ring.
More representation at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Feb 09 2011
Rather than come up with my own silly little definition here is one that I think will suffice: “A safe room or panic room is a fortified room which is installed in a private residence or business to provide a safe hiding place for the inhabitants in the event of a break-in, home invasion, or other threat. Safe rooms usually contain communications equipment, so that law enforcement authorities can be contacted.”
Panic rooms can also be quite fun. And some residences make these rooms pretty damned hard to find, not to mention pretty badass.
Below you’ll find a pretty neat collection of panic rooms…
Feb 09 2011
Something’s fishy with this story, but I can’t quite figure out what. It might be that mom’s face, or the fact that the kid looks like he’s about to murder the person taking this picture. So what all went down here?
She entered her debit card details into the family Xbox to pay for Brendan’s subscription to his favourite game. However, Brendan repeatedly clicked on additions and extensions – racking up a £1082.52 debt to her account over six months.
But Dawn wants her experience to be a lesson to other parents and blames Microsoft for making it ‘too easy’ for her son to spend the money.
She said: ‘Brendan is 11 and knows his times tables but it was only when I explained to him that he realised how much money he had spent. ’When he is in gaming mode he can’t be thinking about the money. You can’t put all that responsibility on a young boy. ’It is impossible to monitor everything your children do. These companies should take some responsibility. They take advantage of vulnerable people.‘
A spokesman for Microsoft claimed that a parental control setting would have prevented Brendan from spending Dawn’s money. He said: ‘With over 30M Xbox LIVE members across the world customer complaints of this nature are extremely rare.
How do you never check what’s going on in your credit card statement for SIX MONTHS? And it’s not easy! You have to buy a bundle of points, and can never get more that a hundred’s dollars worth at a time. If an 11 year old kid can figure out how to download content on an Xbox, he’s old enough to understand how MONEY WORKS.
Feb 09 2011
It’s almost sickening to look at a female as good looking as Ashley Valence. She’s got one of those faces (not to mention bodies) that turn your brain into mush. It’s like if I met her in person I would have no idea what she were saying and I’d just nod my head.
A girl like that turns any guy into a complete moron. And I’m sure Ashley is the nicest creature out there. I just couldn’t handle it though. Not that she even gives a rat’s ass who I am. Still though, it was worth mentioning.
More of Ashley after the jump…
