As a glimmer of hope is on the horizon for the weather to start getting warmer I am dreaming of paradise a little early.  But what’s the harm in that?  Nothing wrong with thinking of a cold beer, cool breeze, and sun shining on my face while my skin is white as snow and chips away because of its dryness.

So while the rest of you are also icy and crusty, let us at least dream of that beach scenario by taking a look at seven beaches out there that must be visited…..

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Click on the photo for the local smokeshow of the day

Introducing Kate from Marist.  Potato sack me one time!  Been a while since we had a Potato Sack girl.   And its rare that you’ll see me lead off a potato sack girl who is as sexy as Kate.  Wait till you see her bikini shots.

More bikini shots at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

A collection of awesome failed rope swings – [Unathletic]

The greatest things ever accomplished while high – [Cracked]

The transformation of Gwyneth Paltrow – [Izismile]

Check out the funny nerd rage of the day – [The DW]

My favorite Victoria Beckham picture of all time – [Celebslam]

When you need some celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

20 sexy snow bunnies in bikinis – [Attuworld]

These are the scariest motorcycle helmets – [Funtasticus]

I would love to own this shirt – [Cavemancircus]

Check out the lovely lady of the day – [Extramustard]

Jessica James Clement loves to flaunt it – [Don Chavez]

Anyone in the mood for some Ice Scream? – [Cityrag]

The funniest fake Funny or Die products – [Brobible]

For all of you married folks out there – [Nedhardy]

The 10 biggest big game chokers – [Mademan]

Seven of the sexiest cooking videos – [EgoTV]

It begins and ends with Miranda Kerr – [Heyman Hustle]

20 of the best photos of Snoop Dogg – [Heavy]

Honestly we’ve all seen crashes in races of all types.  Hell we’ve seen horses fall, humans fall, cars crash, you name it.  But have you ever seen something as synchronized as this BMX fail?  I personally haven’t.

It’s pretty glorious.

I could be 80 years old writing this post and I would get a smile every single time.

Click on the photo for the hottest women of country music

We know why the devil really went down to Georgia. He was looking to buy a drink for these country divas.  Ah it was a cheesy line but at least I didn’t make it up.  It was Maxim.  You can’t fault them for trying.  Trust me, the girls are worth it.

More girls that are worth it at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Does anyone else out there like the way Virgin Mobile thinks?  Instead of buying  into the Hallmark holiday that is Valentine’s Day they are asking people to celebrate Black Valentine’s Day.  It’s pretty much the most un-Valentine’s Day thing you could imagine.  So I’m sure every male in the world will love this.   Guys, trust me, you need this.

In order to participate you have to like their Facebook page, click here, but luckily I created a preview or you…

Unlike Valentine’s Day Button:

Virgin Mobile is creating the first-ever “unlike” button on Facebook. This tab gives haters of Valentine’s Day the only place on the internet where you can actually UNLIKE Valentine’s Day

Loveless Notes to V-Day:

Fans can be creative with their disdain for Valentine’s Day by sending out a wall-posted break-up letter to the crappy holiday

Relationship Status Changer:

Screw “In a Relationship”!

A unique wall post for the proudly uncommitted, this feature will allow fans to imitate Facebook’s “relationship status”

Why Are You Uncommitted?

This feature is a place for folks to share and vent on their anti-commitment sentiments, bad breakup stories and philosophies of the happy and single

Black Valentine’s Day Anthems Poll:

Choose from breakup hits that include Ne-Yo’s “So Sick” and Jason Derulo’s “Ridin’ Solo”. Vote on your favorite single anthems

Black Valentine’s Day Gift Sender:

Send an e-card inspired wall post for your fellow Valentine’s Day hating friends.

Not sure what you’re waiting for, click here to come join me in the fun of ripping on Valentine’s Day.

Of all my friends that I have in the world I would say about 90% of them don’t like Winter.  And I don’t blame them at all.  I can’t stand it either.  But one of my buddies did make a decent point.

He happens to love winter because of the “gear.”  I will admit that it’s true in winter you wear much cooler clothes than in other seasons.  Still though, I’m a T-Shirt and jeans kind of a guy anyway so this doesn’t apply to me.

Speaking of winter gear, what is up these scarves?

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It’s a tiny island sure, but that doesn’t mean it’s not an open park in Florida. Reality Kings, the porn gurus, are now in trouble for shooting a movie there, which has gotten up the ire or residents and park enthusiasts.

The lushly landscaped island between the Venetian and MacArthur causeways, which boasts a 110-foot obelisk honoring Florida pioneer Henry Flagler, is now the backdrop for an online porn video produced by RealityKing.com.

The film shows a redhead credited only as “Brooklyn” showing off what could loosely be described as her acting chops with fellow thespian “JMac.”

Miami Beach officials – and at least one local historian – are not amused.

“This is not an uninhabited island miles off the coast,” Assistant City Manager Hilda Fernandez said. “It’s in the middle of a very busy bay. You can’t go filming pornos in public parks.”

Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it? Oh, arrest me and throw a bunch of naked people in jail? Yeah, that would probably work.

She’s a plain old Massachussetts girl but there ain’t anything plain about this Eastern European gal.  Her name is Lareyna Lazakov and I hope she becomes a force to reckon with in the modeling world.

She doesn’t quite have the supermodel look but she’s got an everyday look that will decimate me every time I look at her.  When I look at Lareyna I think “take home to mom.”  Not to mention a bunch of other disgusting thoughts.

More of Lazakov after the jump…..

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