This is about my fifth file titled “japan.jpg” because I keep finding pictures that encapsulate the spirit of the country. The latest one is this creepy has store which has pillows shaped like girls’ knees for boys who can’t get a real girl’s lap.

Like, I get sex dolls, but this is just sad. It’s not pretending someone wants to bone you, it’s pretending someone mildly cares about you. No wonder the suicide rate in Japan is so high. I’m serious.