If any of you can read Finnish then you might enjoy the Wikipedia page of Satu Tuomisto.  For any of you like me you’ll find that reading about her doesn’t really help matters much.  She’s still brunette.  She’s still gorgeous.  And she’ll still never grace my home with a well deserved lap dance.

I’ve come to accept these realities in life but it doesn’t mean I can’t keep hope alive.  And believe me Satu, the door here is always open so feel free to drop by.

In the meantime I’ll just have to enjoy these photos….