Feb 09 2011
She’s Uncoachable: Ashley Valence in Painfully Gorgeous
It’s almost sickening to look at a female as good looking as Ashley Valence. She’s got one of those faces (not to mention bodies) that turn your brain into mush. It’s like if I met her in person I would have no idea what she were saying and I’d just nod my head.
A girl like that turns any guy into a complete moron. And I’m sure Ashley is the nicest creature out there. I just couldn’t handle it though. Not that she even gives a rat’s ass who I am. Still though, it was worth mentioning.
More of Ashley after the jump…
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Damn is she hot…
She is unattainable and gives my hand extra slippery work. Sickening is not the right word; excrciatingly sinful thoughts come to mind. I am just throbbing and pulsing to test the bod.
That is one of THE hottest women Ive ever seen, hands down.