Feb 01 2011
In perhaps the best bit of karma I’ve heard of in a while, a suicide bomber got what was coming to them when one of their bombs went off prematurely. That would be good normally, but how it happened is the funny part of the story.
The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups.
That’s what you get bitch! Trying to blow us up with crappy cell phone bombs. So that’s how we fight terrorism, just get all their cell phone numbers and sign them up for American Idol text alerts. We’ll be terror-free in no time!
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