Feb 01 2011
A New Kind of Security Blanket

I get that some people love their shoes, but I think you have to draw a line somewhere. Maybe he’s just out of closet space? Or maybe he has a fantasy about having sex on a bed full of shoes? I’d say either are likely scenarios.
Can any shoe connoisseurs out there tell me if these are even good shoes? Or is this dude just collecting random kicks and sleeping in them? Somehow that would be way worse to me.
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