Jan 21 2011
Between this and a picture posting going up later, this appears to be “weep for our future day” as we showcase the terrible, terrible things that parents are doing to their kids these days.
This is the “The Talk” and a girl named Eden sings “Cutie Patootie” which involves her shaking her “booty.” She’s what, five? Anyway, someone slowed down this video by 50% and made it the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. Check it out for yourself.
Jan 21 2011
We all have our little obsessions with things like Hooters. I’m well aware of this. It’s always nice to know that your server is a cutie and that her cleavage will earn her a little extra on the tip.
But what I didn’t know is that there’s an entire website dedicated to sexy waitresses. Sure enough it’s called Smoking Hot Waitresses. These are real waitresses who submit pictures of themselves looking….sexy.
I chose 25 that made my cut after the jump….
Jan 21 2011
While the U.S. has gone through one of the worst recessions in history by no means am I here to tell all of you who you are and what you’re going through. Each of us is feeling the effects of this in their own way.
However, that doesn’t mean we can’t encourage each other and put to use some interesting belief structures to get us through these hard times.
If you’re in a rut, and the economy is really affecting you then perhaps these four beliefs will get you moving in the right direction…..
Jan 21 2011
Click on the photo for five people who started religion to get laid
Cults are full of easy to brainwash weirdos, right? Actually, if you’ve ever joined a club because everyone else was doing it, or believed a conspiracy theory even for a moment, you’re a candidate for cult membership.
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The Funbag
Awesome Hooters bikini carwash photos – [Bustedcoverage]
Great celebrity impressions by non celebrities – [EgoTV]
Five head coaches that own you with a stare – [Unathletic]
You will enjoy the celebrity cleavage here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Weirdly creative shoe sculptures – [Attuworld]
Check out the best lists on the internet today – [Listgazette]
This is something you don’t see every day – [The DW]
Famous women who like to date younger men – [Celebuzz]
Heidi Montag looking pretty sexy here – [DJ Mick]
Awesome photos of porn stars in Christmas gear – [Brobible]
This video can potentially change your life – [Nedhardy]
Yet another bikini session with Candice Swanepoel – [Heyman Hustle]
Aleesia is a pop star who is “busting” out – [Don Chavez]
Check out the latest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]
NFL Cheerleaders look great on holidays – [Gunaxin]
The 10 most annoying celebrity laughs – [Manofest]
Kastya Virshalis is one sexy foxtrot girl – [FHM]
How “Smells like Teen Spirit” came about – [Heavy]
Jan 20 2011
Click on the photo for more of Sara Jean Underwood
Can you believe that in all this time on this website I’ve never put up a picture of this woman? I really need to take a serious look at myself. I mean what the hell is my malfunction? I promise you all that I’m working on it.
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The Portfolio
Jan 20 2011
One day I do hope to be a parent. And I hope to be a damned good one. To tell you the truth I have no idea what’s in store for me as a father. I know I’ll make mistakes. I know I’ll fall. But I also know that I’ll get right back up and kick ass.
I also know that I’m not a moron which seems to be half the battle in parenting. If you ask me, these 30 people are most certainly losing the battle.
Check out these crappy parents after the jump….
Jan 20 2011
OK Mexico, I get how all your drug lords want to kill each other, but this is getting ridiculous. Bands can’t even play at bars anymore without fear of being blown up by a grenade? Seriously? Read on.
After members of the band La Excelencia in Guadalajara, Mexico refused to play more songs after closing time, irate members of the audience killed two members of the band and detonated a grenade inside the bar, Vida Divina, according to Mexican newspaper El Occidental.
A 26-year-old woman attending the concert was also shot and injured.
According to El Occidental, four drunk men aggressively demanded the band play more after their set ended – and they did – for a while. After they stopped around 4 a.m. local time Monday morning, one of the men threw a grenade at the stage, and people ran out of the bar. As they did, two of the band members were shot.
Yeahhh, so I think I might cancel my Spring Break trip to Cancun this year. The Keys probably have a 100% less chance of me being blown up when vacationing there.
Jan 20 2011
Credit to COED for this picture
Sonia Danica-Thrall is a British model who won Miss Derby in 2006 and competed in Miss England. Since then she’s been in FHM Spain and Nuts Magazine. She’s also on the cover of Loaded’s January 2011 issue.
And if you want my honest opinion this is a woman who is going to be winning my heart with the likes of gals like Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, and plenty of other Page 3 girls.
I mean I don’t know where England is finding these girls but I’m pumped about it.
More of Danica after the jump
Jan 20 2011
I know we’re only 19 days in, but this might be the douchiest tattoo for the duration of the year, as I can’t imagine one surpassing this at any point.
Like, I don’t understand this. Rich people who can afford Louis Vutton don’t get arm sleeve tattoos, and people who do are usually trying to be badasses, and I would imagine this pattern on your arm would get you your ass kicked on a frequent basis. Who IS this guy?
