Ummmm, can someone please explain what exactly is going on here? My bet is that a young couple is honeymooning in like, Jamaica, and they didn’t think their guide would be in their romantic horse kiss shot.

Unfortunately he’s front and center and from the look on his face, he’s either drowning or his dong is getting nibble on by fish. The horses don’t seem to mind the entire scenario though.

As if the man needs any more talents, I’ve just discovered this video that showcases the both the man’s martial arts skills, and his vocal stylings.

Yes, he’s singing the Chinese language version of Mulan’s “I’ll Make a Man out of You” as he  does martial arts moves in the background. It’s beautifully hypnotic, thought I can’t say his voice is as good as his ass-kicking. Though do many songs sound good in Chinese?

It’s been a very long time since I’ve posted any kind of anything from Hooters.  I just want to say that I am writing you all a full apology right now.  I mean when you’re looking for amateur talent out there then seriously, you needn’t look further than attending a Hooter’s bikini contest.

This particular one was called the Grapevine contest and it featured a celebrity contestant.

Find out who after the jump….

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It’s funny because I’m not old enough to have a mid life crisis but I am young enough to realizing that the key to happiness sure as hell isn’t sitting in an office all day.  Sure you can work hard at a young age to get the things you want at an older age.  But what about being able to do the things you should be doing while you are in that young age?

I guess it’s a little bit of chicken and egg.  All I know is that I’d like to make a little more effort in my life into doing some cool stuff.  It doesn’t have to be taking a trip around the world.  But perhaps a little excitement is in order.

Here are five “adventure” activities every guy should try….

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If any of you aren’t familiar with Irina then you sure as hell should be.  She’s one of the few reasons that I would every contemplate becoming a “blond” guy instead of “brunette” guy.  Good lord she’s enjoyable.

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The dark origins of lovable children’s characters – [Cracked]

Brooke and Linda Hogan are bikini twins – [Celebuzz]

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The world record for nut shots – [Attuworld]

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Funniest daytime talkshow captions of all time – [Manofest]

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What better way to start off the New Year than with some achievable goals?  Yes, you too can land crazy females like this.   Well clearly I’m referring to the one on the right but whatever.

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There’s only one other “Birdman” in the NBA, and I’m not talking about Larry Bird.  I’m talking about Denver Nuggets forward Chris Andersen.  If any of you follow the NBA you’ll know that Andersen is kind of a psychotic entity to the NBA.  Almost a white Dennis Rodman if you will.

But like Rodman, when Andersen entered the NBA he looked pretty squeaky clean.  However now it appears that each year he has crazier hair and even more tattoos.

Check out his evolution after the jump….

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It sounds like something that happened in FlashForward, or a similarly sci-fi TV show, but no, this really did happen, and scientists are scratching their heads to figure out why. What a way to ring in the new year!

Wildlife officials are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die and fall from the sky over an Arkansas town.

The Arkansas Game and Fish Commission said Saturday that it began receiving reports about the dead birds about 11:30 p.m. the previous night. The birds fell over a 1-mile area of Beebe, and an aerial survey indicated that no other dead birds were found outside of that area.

Commission ornithologist Karen Rowe said the birds showed physical trauma, and she speculated that “the flock could have been hit by lightning or high-altitude hail.”

Rowe said that similar events have occurred elsewhere and that test results “usually were inconclusive.” She said she doubted the birds were poisoned.

Short answer? We have no freaking clue. Really, lightning killed 1,000 birds at once? That’s one hell of a storm. And hail? Wouldn’t the huge chunks that would be able to kill that many birds have made their way to earth somehow? I’m just going to go with aliens and be done with it.

I’m going to write this little piece solely based on my feelings after looking at one picture of Isabela Soncini.  OK her name already means Italian but she’s Brazilian so I’m sold either way but let’s keep going.  Her face simply isn’t fair.  Seriously.  It’s just not.  One look at her and I’m literally dog meat.  It’s just that simple.

And her body?  The fact that this girl does lingerie ads?  I can’t take it.   I seriously don’t know how much more of this I can take in life.  If I don’t at least meet Isabela within the next 30 days I might kill myself.

More of Isabela after the jump….

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