This picture’s filename is “whoa what the.jpg” because it was the first thing that came into my mind when I saw it. I’m 90% sure this is photoshop, 9.99% that it’s prosthetic makeup and .01% convinced it’s the world’s weirdest DNA sequencing.

Also, why does he apparently have one giant nostril instead of two separate ones? That’s even stranger than the hair/freckles/eyes combo. It’s like one of those characters you can make in a video game that lets you design the lead into someone that should never actually exist on earth.

Before she was a superhottie on Charmed and a host of other programs, Alyssa Milano had a side-job from acting as a part time workout instructor for teens. What you see above is a sampling of one of her videos, and within the first minute, she’s already rapping about exercise while the black girl beatboxes. It’s exactly as great as it sounds.

It’s less of a workout and more like girls stretching before a big slumber party pillowfight they’re about to have, but it’s worth watching nonetheless, as it’s hilarious and Alyssa Milano is in a sports bra. Check it out above.

Seriously.  I think I can do 1000 posts relating to sexy girls wearing collared shirts and I wouldn’t care whether Uncoached’s fans liked it or not.  There’s just something incredibly awesome about a chick wearing a collared shirt.

In fact it’s really killing me to look at these pictures right now.  Seriously, I’m having a very tough time with this.

Collared madness after the jump….

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I’ve read numerous articles about the validity of money buying happiness and from the many articles I’ve read (including this one) the general consensus is that money doesn’t officially buy happiness.   “Surveys have found virtually the same level of happiness between the very rich individuals on the Forbes 400 and the Maasai herdsman of East Africa.”

The main concept behind this is that many times money is used for things that don’t provide the length of satisfaction that “free things” provide.  A great example could be buying a car vs. a family trip in said car.   The car itself loses it’s allure through time but the trips inside the car are memories that can last forever.  So the car itself didn’t provide happiness but it helped facilitate it.

Sure there are small correlations of overall income levels and general happiness but again, money itself has little connectivity to happiness itself.  So when can money buy happiness?

Here are five times where it actually does work…..

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

So who else is dying for this weekend to finally be here?  I sure as hell am.  And what better motivation than some females who are hot and realistically obtainable.  Well maybe not but there’s nothing wrong with shooting for the stars.

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Drunks the Gathering: A Card Game – [Cracked]

Check out the new face of TSA – [EgoTV]

The five wealthiest xtreme sport athletes – [Unathletic]

When you want your celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Collection of creative and friendly business cards – [Izismile]

Michael Jackson music video of the day – [The DW]

The best Darth Vader picture ever? – [Attuworld]

Birds that curse for your amusement – [Asylum]

Woman literally falls for a reporter – [Manofest]

The women mystery is solved with this formula – [Sublime Blog]

Sexy girls that like to handle tools – [Maxim]

The 50 hottest reasons we love world football – [Bleacherreport]

A bunch of sexy photos of Nicki Minaj – [Cityrag]

By the way, Whitney Port is in Maxim too – [Don Chavez]

Twenty sexy snow bunnies in bikinis – [Icanhasinternets]

Walking one of the most dangerous paths in the world – [Nedhardy]

The most ridiculous trading card sets ever – [Gunaxin]

Carla Ossa is my favorite bikini model – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Brunelly Fraga

She’s sexy.  She’s seductive.  She’s so hot I put her up again on the same site.  But her name is Brunelly.  Can’t say I approve of that.  Though something tells me I would let that slide in a matter of seconds.  How in the hell do women like this exist and me never see them in person?

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The Portfolio

I have to say that in the last few months I’ve pretty much ruled out porn in my life.  And may I say that while I miss it dearly I have so much more clarity.  It’s like I can actually focus on stuff.  Isn’t that great?

And having just come across these photos of porn stars not wearing make up and clearly not representing the fantasy world accurately in real life, I’m still not inclined to return to this dirty world.

Check it out after the jump….

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Good lord people, when will it end? This movie isn’t even that good! But never you mind, some fans in China are so obsessed with Avatar, they’ve donned shitty costumes and headed to the part of the country that actually inspired the landscape of the film. How did it turn out?

Enter Xiao Tsao, a blushing bride-to-be who, as part of a multi-party wedding amongst the sandstone pillars, felt compelled to utilize the services of these exploitation kings. Sadly, the Avatar-themed wedding did not deliver, as they were unable to emulate the Na’vi created by Cameron. According to Tsao, the “Na’vi” were nothing more than forestry workers wearing long underwear dyed blue and masks: as a whole, very disappointing.

Man, even the news article says it was lame, but I suppose the picture says it itself. What the hell was she expecting? Actual ten foot tall creatures carrying her down the aisle or something? You have pretty high standards foro an Avatar wedding there.

If anyone could please give me a little background on Brunelly Fraga I’d really appreciate it.    It would appear that she’s of some kind of Latin descent.   She might be Brazilian, which wouldn’t surprise me.   That’s about all I know of her.

I also know that she’s gorgeous, has a great body and is so attractive that I’ve even featured a picture of her later on in the day.  Yes, we are a myriad of firsts here at Uncoached.

More of Brunelly after the jump…..

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