At only eight seconds, this is one of the shortest videos we’ve ever featured here, but it will dramatically change your perception of Natalie Portman as a slick, hot A-lister.

It’s from this weekend’s Golden Globes, where she won the Best Actress award for Black Swan, deservedly so. But what happens when all pretense is stripped away, and she’s caught in a very emotional moment? She reverts back to her core nerdy self that got her cast in the Star Wars movies, and lets out a giggle that doesn’t quite match up with her public persona. Watch it above again and again and again.

Nope, I’m not talking about beastiality here.  I’m just talking about the fact that animals are pretty much allowed to do anything to sexy women without any consequences.  It’s kind of like when an old man pinches a young girl’s ass.  She’ll always smile and by no means will press charges due to harassment.

You get me in the same situation?  Here come the cops.   Well animals have a good gig when it comes to attractive women.

Check out the proof…..

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The older I get, the less I listen to other people when it comes to my own money.  I guess it’s because I realize that I’d rather be responsible for my financial well being.   If it’s good, I can be happy with myself.  If it’s bad, I can blame no one but myself.  The point is, I live and learn with the mistakes and success I have.

It’s just too bad many Americans rely on so many others and thus either blame people for their financial woes or they continue “hoping” someone can get them out of a jam.

And it’s funny because it doesn’t take a whole hell of a lot of advice to listen to, yet so many of us simply ignore the basic principles of finance.  If anything take these five things to heart……

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Click on the photo for the hottest women of wrestling

In my opinion nothing is hotter than a woman in control.   A woman who can not only defeat you with her mind but could also physically whoop you if she really needed to.  That’s why I love wrestling chicks.

More stuff I love at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The six types of website commenters – [Ego TV]

Images you won’t believe aren’t photoshopped – [Cracked]

169 awesome pictures of Megan Fox – [Cavemancircus]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Awesome old school WWF Royal Rumble video – [Unathletic]

40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes – [Attuworld]

The geeky video you should watch of the day – [The DW]

Latest and hottest Candice Swanepoel photos – [Moe Jackson]

Do girls really like nice guys? – [Brobible]

How to make noodles like a boss – [Nedhardy]

The absolute worst gifts you can give a baseball fan – [Gunaxin]

Best emergency alternatives for toilet paper – [Manofest]

Awesome retro Kirk Douglas video on raising kids – [Heavy]

The smoking hot Lauren Anderson – [The Smoking Jacket]

One of the best movie scenes ever – [Totally Crap]

Irina Sheik wears a tiny green dress – [Don Chavez]

The seven greatest American spy films ever – [COED Magazine]

Who is the world’s sexiest weather girl? – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for more of Alina Kabaeva

If you were a Russian world leader wouldn’t you want to be banging a girl as flexible as Alina?  Yes Alina is one of those super flexible chicks who can do the legs above and beyond the head thing.  I’m sure she does many other things as well.

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The Portfolio

When I have a chance to post something that is Mr. T related I don’t walk to get it up here, I sprint.  Did you know that Mr. T is not even 60 yet?  On one hand it seems crazy that he’d be that old.  On the other the guy has been around since the late 70s which means he was only a 20 something when he hit fame.

I don’t know, I just thought that was kind of interesting.  Let’s just hope he can go strong for another 20 years.

Here are some silly Mr. T impersonators…

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You really gotta hand it to the folks at Victoria’s Secret don’t you?  Just like the people at Playboy and Maxim, they really have a penchant for selecting only the finest caliber women.  And Katsia Damankova is no exception.

She’s blond.  She’s Russian.  And she’s willing to pose in her underwear repeatedly.   I don’t know about you but that sounds like the kind of stuff dreams of made of.

More of Katsia after the jump….

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As if Miami Heat fans weren’t excited enough about their big three.  As if they’re not pumped that the team is now playing up to its potential.  Well, there’s even more to contend with when it comes to the Heat.  Yes it would be the Heat Dancers.

Are you guys aware of how attractive this dance team is?  I’d definitely put them in the top five in the NBA.   Also, when I get around to it I shall find some tasty Facebook pictures of these girls.  Just give me some time.

For now, enjoy these delights…..

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In this day and age in sport it would appear that most records are meant to be broken.   I mean let’s face it.  Athletes are bigger, stronger, faster, and more skilled than most athletes in history.   Granted everything has changed including rules, equipment, training, you name it.  Still though the athletes of today are just better, period.

Still though, that doesn’t mean that some records will be broken.  In fact there are many records that some think will stand the test of time.

Here are seven that I don’t think will ever be broken…..

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