This kid may look like he plays the trombone in marching band, but somehow he’s got the god given talent to rap as quick as Busta Rhymes, Twista or Eminem despite his decidedly un-hood background.

Here in this video we see him using his vocal talents to conjure up some internet fame, and his video is at 42,000 hits and climbing already. How he’s able to enunciate every word is a mystery to me, and I’m curious to see if this video makes him go anywhere after this.

I don’t like soccer.  I’ve never liked soccer.  I love to play it.  I just hate watching it.  But I gotta say I have more respect for the game than I ever have in my entire life.  And there’s one and only one reason why.  Because for the life of me I can’t understand how or why these guys get the hottest chicks in the world.

And none more than Cristiano Ronaldo.  This guy is an absolute stud.

Below are girls that at one point or another this dude has taken down…..

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The one thing I can say about public transportation is that it’s not that horrible under the right conditions.  However if those conditions aren’t met you can be sure your ride is gonna suck big time.

Sure there are things out of your control like scheduling and the amount of people on your ride.  However, there are certain things that you need with you at all times to be content while publicly moving anywhere.

Here are four of them…..

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Click on the photo for lessons learned from teen movies

If you’re under the age of 50, chances are you received most of your life guidance from teen movies. By the time you even entered a high school, you had probably learned enough to recognize the vital importance of prom, high school football and avoiding girls in whipped-cream bikinis.

More wisdom at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Kelly Brook was part of the best of 2010 – [Bustedcoverage]

Awesome covers of the Zelda theme song – [Ego TV]

Bert realized what he finally had to do – [Cavemancircus]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

If Brett Favre retired when he said he would – [Unathletic]

Hilarious Call of Duty Craigslist ad – [Attuworld]

Pantene knows how to sell Shampoo – [Sublime Blog]

Check out the sex women of TRON – [Mademan]

Twenty very funny doppelegangers – [Cityrag]

The latest edition of girl watcher – [The Smoking Jacket]

30 of the hottest women in ESPN history – [Bleacherreport]

People who love to wear stocking on their face – [Nedhardy]

Cameron Diaz not looking great in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

Sexy girls rocking Reindeer Antlers – [Manofest]

Check out the latest tweet of the day – [The DW]

Six songs used to torture and intimidate – [Mentalfloss]

A grandma reading 50 cents tweets – [Brobible]

The latest in the WTF caption contest – [Heavy]

Click on the photo for more international police girls

I don’t intend to get arrested anytime soon.  That much I’m aware of.  However if I am in fact placed in the unfortunate position of being detained by the authorities it would be nice to be in the custody of a lady who is pleasing to the eyes.

More eye pleasing stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Sometimes it take a little more than a message to get a point across.  There are times when a more severe tactic is needed to get the attention of those you are trying to get to take action.

In the most extreme cases people use force.  But in other cases people use “unconventional means.”   That would include out of the ordinary signs or even people.

It’s not often you see children in protest but these pictures are pretty chilling….

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We always rip on Hollywood for being low on ideas and making movies out of board games and toys, but the same thing happens with the TV industry as well, which is now we have a new show on ABC that’s claiming it’s inspired by Pac Man.

“The idea we have is to take what Pac-Man is and bring it to life, to bring what is essentially the world’s biggest game of tag to television,” Merv Griffin’s Roy Bank told Deadline, presumably while wiping some brownie crumbs off his face. The pitch, inspired by ABC’s Wipeout, comes in time for the mascot’s 30th anniversary.

People do love that Wipeout show, but I can’t imagine them feeling the same way about the “world’s biggest game of tag.” Does that sound like good TV to you? Tag? Televised tag? Sigh, I miss Arrested Development.

She may reside in Canada but Angelina Polska is Polish.  Let’s not debate that at all please.  What ‘s not to love about this blond sensation?  She’s 21-years-old.  She’s already posed in Playboy.  She’s natural (just not sure about the hair color but who cares?)

Other than that she’s got her own website, she seems to party.  What more do you really need?  Well I can think of about 1000 things but I suppose her pictures will have to do.

More of Angelina after the jump……

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I’m not sure what the context was in which this picture was taken, but if I had to guess it was for an article which described just how much in dollars you’re going to have to spend on useless crap to make your kid happy by the time they’re six.

But wait, look at that little girl. Despite a room full of pink knick knacks, she’s decidedly depressed. Maybe it’s because she’s now stuck and can’t walk anywhere without puncturing herself on a pink pencil or something similar.