I was considering posting a picture of this awesome dude before I stopped to read what’s on his shirt, but after I saw it I knew that he was a must-feature for the site.

He almost has the colors right (at least from when the Pistons changed it to teal for some unknown reason for a little while), but “Detroit” is not “Doroit” and Winnie the Pooh is actually not a professional basketball mascot, believe it or not. Who knew?