It’s one thing for our kids to idolize rock stars and movie characters and superheroes, but when they start looking up to morons? That’s when I really start to worry about the future of our country.

What do these kids grow up into if all they’re doing is thinking about gym, tan, laundry and smooshing? What kind of society will that be? I may sound like an old man, but seriously, what the hell is up with kids these days? Oh, you mean Generation X is sculpting their kids into this? Good work guys, I hope Gen Y sees this and gets their shit together.