Jan 21 2011
Say you’re the chubby, ugly girl everyone kind of ignored in high school. But now you’re grown up and you want to be famous. What do you do? Get on a reality show? Drop an album? How about…
Charges have been filed against a Brighton woman who police allegedly found naked in public after she crashed her vehicle into an Iowa City building in March.
According to a criminal complaint, Amber D. Dittrich, 21, drove off the roadway and hit a building located at 1000 Clinton Street on March 30, 2010.
After the crash, officers allegedly found Dittrich at the intersection of McCollister Boulevard and Old Highway 218 with no clothes on.
Police said Dittrich had an injury to her ankle and was taken to the hospital for the injury. It was later requested that Dittrich take a urine sample which came back positive for marijuana.
Orrrrr that will work too. Naked high driving. It ONLY came back positive for marijuana? There has to be something else in play there I would imagine.
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