Between this and a picture posting going up later, this appears to be “weep for our future day” as we showcase the terrible, terrible things that parents are doing to their kids these days.

This is the “The Talk” and a girl named Eden sings “Cutie Patootie” which involves her shaking her “booty.” She’s what, five? Anyway, someone slowed down this video by 50% and made it the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. Check it out for yourself.