I don’t like soccer.  I’ve never liked soccer.  I love to play it.  I just hate watching it.  But I gotta say I have more respect for the game than I ever have in my entire life.  And there’s one and only one reason why.  Because for the life of me I can’t understand how or why these guys get the hottest chicks in the world.

And none more than Cristiano Ronaldo.  This guy is an absolute stud.

Below are girls that at one point or another this dude has taken down…..

Um, yeah, that’d be just one.

Here are 28 more that he’s nailed