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Jan 14 2011

The Stars Have Moved, Do You Get the New Zodiac Sign, Ophiuchus?

Published by at 1:00 pm under Oddly Enough

So those pesky scientists are at it again, and they claim that the earth has moved in its relative position to the stars over the last 3,000 years since the Zodiac was created, and now all our birthsigns are different, plus there’s a new one, Ophiuchus. Oh no! I’ve been living my life to cater to someone else’s destiny!

Here’s the full new list:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Now I’m a Taurus, which actually fits me way better than those wimpy, outgoing Gemini. For those of you who are now Ophiuchus, he’s a guy who holds snakes. That’s really all you need to know about him.

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One response so far

  • Frank

    I’m now ophiuchus. I’m not even sure how to pronounce it. Although snakes are a pretty awesome projectile. Way scarier than sagittarius’ arrow (my previous sign)



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