I’m not going to try and bother writing a biography of Whitney Jene Marchenko when she’s got one all laid out for us….

First let me introduce myself. I am a professional Actress, Model, and Martial Artist originally from Minnesota, but due to incredible opportunities moved to Hollywood, California. I am 22 years old but I am very mature, reliable and professional. I have a 2nd degree black belt in karate, I have been acting for 2 years and modeling for 4 years now. I have been featured in many national magazines, catalogs, calendars, TV shows and movies. You’ll find me all over, from Florida to Vegas, from New York City to Mexico and Miami. I take great pride in my work. This is NOT a hobby for me, this is my life.

Bottom line, this girl would beat the piss out of all of us and I absolutely love it.

Pics after the jump