Wow, my mouth is agape with what I just watched. So much whiteness, I’m blind. I can’t see…

This is a recruitment video made by Kappa Kappa Gamma sisters at Baylor which I’m guessing is supposed to make girls want to join them, but I’m not sure how that’s supposed to work as this makes me want to burn the place down with fire so it doesn’t produce any more videos like this.

Kappas are notoriously well-off, which is why this video has several thousand dollars worth of production values and auto-tuning that have gone into it, and man, I’m going to die if this is stuck in my head the rest of the day.

But hey, they are cute!