You know, I get that it could be kind of cool to rig up sparks to shoot out the back of your motorcycle, but when your morbidly obese girlfriend is riding with you, it kind of looks like she’s farting them out, causing your bike to accelerate to superhuman speeds. But hey, if that’s the look you’re going for, more power to you.

I’m actually surprised this bike isn’t in a permanent state of wheelie with that load on it.