…being able to wear Hello Kitty spandex, and still kick someone’s ass.

Seriously, that’s a bold statement. If you’re going to wear something like that, you had better damn win the fight. If not, you’re that douche who got his ass handed to him while wearing Hello Kitty on his crotch.

If there’s a video to go along with this that shows the minutes that followed, I would love to see it.