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Jan 31 2011

Bar Refaeli Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

Click on the photo for Bar Refaeli in a bikini

I’ll rarely put supermodels on this site since they already get so much attention.  However, when Bar Refaeli is just chillin’ on the beach in a bikini with no makeup on and looks that good?  Well then it’s my obligation to post her.

More obligations of mine at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Jan 31 2011

10 Useless But Awesome Facts About Life

Published by under Pictures

This is one of those things you do when you’re completely bored and have absolutely nothing to do.  So if you’re out there and sitting in your office acting like a complete turd then you might want to look at the pictures I’ve shared.

They contain some of the most useless yet fun information you will learn today.

Useless facts after the jump…..

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Jan 31 2011

Strip Club Owner Donates $20,000 to Save School, People Say No

Published by under Oddly Enough

It’s no secret that schools are failing all over the country, and need everyone in the community to step up and help rectify the situation. But does everyone mean everyone? Not in this case apparently.

Over the past five years, Joe Rodriguez has donated tens of thousands of dollars to charities for at-risk and underprivileged children. He has helped keep parks open, bought uniforms for a high school football team and supported bands across South Florida.

Now an elementary school in Palm Beach County is considering returning a $20,000 gift because the district learned that the donor, Rodriguez, is not just a wealthy businessman who gives to charity. He is a strip club owner.

Citing policy, the district said it would ask Roosevelt’s principal, Glenda Garrett, to return the money, Lambiet reported.

So lesson learned, money is only worth something when it’s not made from boobs being shaken in people’s faces. Sorry kids, better luck getting textbooks next year as we rip up this giant check in front of your faces.

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Jan 31 2011

She’s Uncoachable: Toronto Hottie Justina Maria

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I’m not even 100% sure why I put Justina Maria on here.   To be honest she’s not really my type.  I think the reason I did is that most of you might think she’s pretty hot.  I don’t know.  It’s one of those days I guess.

Well at least Justina is from Toronto and is fluent in Polish.  I could be completely lying right now and you guys wouldn’t have a clue would you?  I’m not lying though….so there.

More of Justina after the jump…..

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Jan 31 2011

The .50 Cal Works Great on Demons

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I’ve literally no idea why a priest would be holding a massive sniper rifle like this, and I feel like this is the premise for a comic book series or something:


Father Jackson converts brains…with bullets!

I’d read that, wouldn’t you? And how big is that damn scope? Seriously, are you trying to assassinate Eminem in NY from the Vatican or something?

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Jan 31 2011

Only in Japan: The Get Caught Staring Game Show

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Usually Japanese game shows are too WTF to even comprehend, but this one applies to a lot of our daily lives, and every guys’ struggle to not get caught staring at…well, you know.

The deck is stacked in this case, literally. They’ve placed a woman who is busty beyond belief in a hallway with a low cut dress, and the guy is timed every instance he stares at her as he passes by and waits for the elevator.

At first, the guys do well, racking up only a few seconds. but wait and see how things change as creepy old men get in the picture. They don’t care at all, they’ll spend all day looking at her, and will continue to do so as she doesn’t give them a dirty look back. Check it out above.

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Jan 31 2011

A Bunch of Real Life Sexy Soldiers

Published by under Beautiful Ladies,Uncategorized

I’m certainly not one to advocate war or disputes with other countries.   But that doesn’t mean I don’t support our military.  These people are putting their lives on the line every single day for us and we should appreciate their work.  I know I would never join the military but I’m glad we have people that are willing.

Speaking of willing.  How awesome is it when there are actually sexy members of the military?  I tell ya it’s a big plus knowing hot chicks are protecting me.  Not to mention a big turn on.

Here are some real military ladies (with a few fake ones mixed in) that I’d love to kick my ass….

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Jan 31 2011

Six Memorable Idiotic Political Quotes

Published by under Politics

Don’t worry folks.  I’m not turning this site into a political site by any means.  It’s just that at this particular time America is going nuts over the prospect of the new election which doesn’t even take place for two more years.

It’s really unbelievable.  I mean how often do we make such a big deal of stuff that happens years from now?  In any event I thought it’d be a nice time to make light of some classic political blunders of the past.

Here are six quotes that are sure to give you a chuckle….

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Jan 31 2011

Monday’s Madness: Shocking 2011 Images, Fast Food Burgers, and Television Captions

Published by under Monday Madness

Click on the photo for images that will shock you this year

2011 has already had its fair share of nuttiness.   And it’s going to get even crazier.  Cracked asked its readers to put together some great images that would take place this year.  This contest ran in December but the images still hold true now.

More of my nuttiness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The real face of fast food burgers – [Izismile]

Captions you can only find on television – [Ego TV]

When you want hot girls you get them here – [Extramustard]

The funny video you should watch of the day – [The DW]

It’s time for celebrity upskirts! – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads]

Rihanna looked good in Barbados – [Attuworld]

This is an extremely funny toilet prank – [Unathletic]

The top thirty kama sutra positions – [FHM]

A look at the best lists of the day – [Listgazette]

Try out your celebrity cheese sandwiches – [Cityrag]

Facts a man may or may not know about women – [Sublime Blog]

The best twenty four knockouts of 2010 – [Gunaxin]

You really need to get off the Facebook – [Nedhardy]

The funniest laptop photos of all time – [Manofest]

Elisabetta Canalis in a really small bikini – [Don Chavez]

Make your milk come alive – [Icanhasinternets]

This is the fastest gunslinger ever – [Heavy]

Check out the 50 hottest blonds in sports – [Bleacherreport]

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Jan 30 2011

This Kid Has Got Some Skills

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Twelve year old Jordan McCabe is already a basketball super star. He shows off his dribbling and shooting skills with the local Seattle news. High school coaches will be drooling over this kid. Hell he might be the new Jordan of the generation.

Or maybe not since kids like this come around every single year. Though I will say there’s reminders of Pistol Pete here. Just depends on how tall this kid gets.

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